"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Welcome to the working week

I'm unable to do much this weekend besides maybe a short tempo session saturday and 3x20s on sunday. forecast calls for rain and snow most of the weekdays. this is my second highest volume week of the season. in short, entertain me or get me to quit the sport, or guess why I can't ride much this weekend.

http://faculty.knox.edu/fmcandre/dunker.jpg

or guess why I can't ride much this weekend.


You're having a vasectomy?

Hot date?

You're having a vasectomy?

d00d. I'm not that old. I could still land the midlife crisis trophy wife.

d00d. I'm not that old. I could still land the midlife crisis trophy wife.

Age has nothing to do with it.

I've a buddy who just had one, and he's only 24.

I'm just saying, it makes things convenient.

Age has nothing to do with it.

I've a buddy who just had one, and he's only 24.

I'm just saying, it makes things convenient.

****

Hot date?

Oh yeah, how are things going with <3's to ride?

Heh.

you're selling your house on wednesday,
closing on your new one on friday,
having your chimney swept, carpets cleaned, and floors resealed on saturday,
moving some things, having portions of the new house painted, new carpet installed, appliances delivered, FiOS hooked up, and packing up to move in on 12/23,
and hosting family from out of town for the Christmas holiday through your daughters birthday on 1/1?

damn, guys, make with the fun. those hot date guesses sound like fun.

Grading final papers, battling a chest cold, and dealing with two sick kids?

Can we retitle this the "holiday ***** thread?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwK3R8jwhY

or guess why I can't ride fast this weekend.

You're riding with Pcad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uwK3R8jwhY

Hard not to be a fan of Henry Rollins.

You're riding with Pcad.

that's what I'm talking about.

I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.

Oh yeah, how are things going with <3's to ride?

Heh.

http://www.dorkrockcorkrod.com/mp3s/smitten.mp3

I know it don't thrill you, I hope it don't kill you.

I've got that on vinyl down in the basement. Great record.

At least you don't have to deal with community college students who make indignant comments about me to my boss because I actually make them work instead of spoon-feeding them everything.

Seriously.

Hot date?


Oh yeah, how are things going with <3's to ride?

Heh.


He's not riding his bike very much this weekend. Will be a little busy with other things. :innocent:

You're riding with Pcad.

He better not be around this weekend.

Nice. Way to kill the thread.

Nice. Way to kill the thread.

What? Cuz I said Pcad better not be around. You weren't planning on inviting friends were you?

Nice. Way to kill the thread.

Aww, G. I want you all to myself...With nobody else in the thread, we can do whatever we want. :p

Please, don't mind me over here...

http://sterling-ranch.com/foo/Filming.jpg

I'm unable to do much this weekend besides maybe a short tempo session saturday and 3x20s on sunday. forecast calls for rain and snow most of the weekdays. this is my second highest volume week of the season. in short, entertain me or get me to quit the sport, or guess why I can't ride much this weekend.

http://faculty.knox.edu/fmcandre/dunker.jpg
You're too fat for cycling.

I won't be riding because I'm attending a concert tomorrow night and conducting one the next night. The other evenings are in preparation. I hope the weather clears up by Sat.

You don't want to cycle any more G. You want to start playing beach volleyball, right?

http://www.mistyandkerri.com/pix/Misty%20May%20Cumulu-14.jpg

Volleyball players are too high maintenance.

I dated an NCAA All-American volleyball player for 2 years. Other than than the long legs (she was 6' tall) I don't miss it at all.

Ask PCad...I'm like 4' tall. How the eff could I play volleyball?

I didn't say you'd play well, but you could play....

Aww, G. I want you all to myself...With nobody else in the thread, we can do whatever we want. :p

Good bit

Volleyball players are too high maintenance.

Hey! Watch it! I play volleyball. :notamused:

Ask PCad...I'm like 4' tall. How the eff could I play volleyball?

There are positions on the court for the vertically challenged. Just because you aren't an outside hitter or a blocker, doesn't mean you can't play.

Please. I'm an athlete. If I needed recreation I'd take up golf.

Please. I'm an athlete. If I needed recreation I'd take up golf.

Oh, the places one can go with that...:innocent:

There is a world of difference between the average NCAA volleyball player and the misty-may. Not in play quality, in camera-friendliness. I mean, even Dubbya couldn't help buy smack her ass.

There are positions on the court for the vertically challenged. Just because you aren't an outside hitter or a blocker, doesn't mean you can't play.

Yeah....just like there are positions for me on the basketball court.

it's one thing to tangent off into hooking up, but jesus, this is a cycling forum.....

it's one thing to tangent off into hooking up, but jesus, this is a cycling forum.....

Right...Okay...

Hey there, G. How u doin'? http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/2364_beating_heart.gif (http://www.clipartof.com)

I'm tired and my ass kinda hurts a lot. This is a frigging dumb sport.

You only say that because you are stuck training inside. Riding outside is infinitely better than being stuck inside. You'll change your mind when you are crushing souls this spring.

I don't know how you spend that much time on the trainer.

After today, me either.

you should set up the trainercam and hecklers' chat room.

I'm going to set up a web cam so I can stare at <3 all day

nah that'll make you slow. Set up the heckle cam so all the weenies on BF can tell you to HTFU.

d00d. I'm not that old. I could still land the midlife crisis trophy wife.

I'm sure they're real hot for 41 year old obsessive Road Nazis who spend all their time in the basement on rollers. What a dreamboat you are.

I'm going to set up a web cam so I can stare at <3 all day

Where are you planning to put this web cam so you can stare at me all day?

since when is the interweb reality based programming? these conversations are all in my head. go about your business.

Where are you planning to put this web cam so you can stare at me all day?

...on the internet....der.


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I'm tired and my ass kinda hurts a lot. This is a frigging dumb sport.
That's exactly what my wife said. She rode a grand total of 4 miles in her cycling career.