Foo - I have nothing good or funny to say today

So there.

how's that different than normal?

and how does that make it different from any other day?

It's not. Same **** different day, I guess.

It's not. Same **** different day, I guess.

yeah, but look what you get to go home to.

yeah, but look what you get to go home to.

Oh ... I know. But, she hasn't been "in the mood" as of late. Maybe that's why I'm feeling low. I need a pick me up.

at least you are not UA, or me.

or MV.

or that other guy with hemorrhoids

or that other guy with hemorrhoids

They're plastic! :o

Sub, just sit back and coast, I have enough funny for the both of us.

Sub, just sit back and coast, I have enough funny for the both of us.

Like a pincher hitter of sorts. Have at it. I'm barely moving today.

Sub, just sit back and coast, I have enough funny for the both of us.

And if that's not enough...he has a good stock of funnybones in the basement. :twitchy:

Like a pincher hitter of sorts. Have at it. I'm barely moving today.

Okay, log out and PM me your login name and password, your bank account info and some pics of your wife. People are gonna question your authenticity, what with all your new found funniness, and I am going to have to be able to prove that you are you and not me.

Okay, log out and PM me your login name and password, your bank account info and some pics of your wife. People are gonna question your authenticity, what with all your new found funniness, and I am going to have to be able to prove that you are you and not me.

And my SSN too, right? I mean lets make this work for both of us.
Do you need nudes?

:roflmao:

Wait, wat?!?

good point

yeah

thanks

ODG!
Jsharr, mi amigo! Do not open that PM....notice, the nudes...he did not specify whom they would be of.

ODG!
Jsharr, mi amigo! Do not open that PM....notice, the nudes...he did not specify whom they would be of.

I had some of my 81 year old nana I was trying to pass off. Thanks. :notamused:

don't ask how I got them.

well if you must know:
Every year I would get a $5 bill in a birthday card until I was 35. Then I think she lost her mind and started sending nudes of herself. I couldn't tell you who was taking the pictures. She lives in an Old-Folks Home.

you did say 'poot' in the mind fart thread. That was kinda funny....

i have something funny !!! this has probably been posted a few times, but it made me happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q0gMlNNQxI&eurl=http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/09/fietscafe-bike-pub.php&feature=player_embedded

http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/weird-human-transportation-pedal-pub-photo.jpg

Sub, just sit back and coastAlways check to be sure you have a freewheel before doing this.


I have enough funny for the both of us.This is heavily disputed in some circles.

Those circles being "people who aren't jsharr".

This is heavily disputed in some circles.

Those circles being "people who aren't jsharr".

Because jsharr is such a square?

So there.

what makes this any different than every other foo post?*











*the occasional jsharr post aside.

at least you are not UA, or me.

and lets not even talk about the foosters with marital troubles...

ok sounds good to me