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12-26-08, 06:33 PM
As nobody here knows, I just got back from "Lull-vul", Kentucky tonight after an 8 day trip.
-Everyone drives a truck
-I got offered low-end, dirty-ass, probably-suppository steroids six times during my stay
-I actually got called a yella-belly
-I ran until my sphincter clammed shut.
One day it was 72º, the next it was 5º. I heard just about every racist remark I care to hear. I ate Thai food until I had water-butt. Spousal-abuse became as normal as Seinfeld being on 8 channels at once. Everyone has a Dish. I worked-out a lot. I became un-addicted from Caribou and addicted to GnarBucks. I ATE AT SONIC. I went to three Wal-Marts in one day. I ate the most GnarChron Mexican food EVAR. I drove a truck (The same Dodge Ram Hemi as Gary. I can't see how you can drive that thing). I became a provider for a 15 month-old baby. I made friends. I made enemies just by not having a John Deere hat and boots (I'm sure my white sunglasses and pink phone didn't help). I did about 1000 leg presses.
-Everyone drives a truck
-I got offered low-end, dirty-ass, probably-suppository steroids six times during my stay
-I actually got called a yella-belly
-I ran until my sphincter clammed shut.
One day it was 72º, the next it was 5º. I heard just about every racist remark I care to hear. I ate Thai food until I had water-butt. Spousal-abuse became as normal as Seinfeld being on 8 channels at once. Everyone has a Dish. I worked-out a lot. I became un-addicted from Caribou and addicted to GnarBucks. I ATE AT SONIC. I went to three Wal-Marts in one day. I ate the most GnarChron Mexican food EVAR. I drove a truck (The same Dodge Ram Hemi as Gary. I can't see how you can drive that thing). I became a provider for a 15 month-old baby. I made friends. I made enemies just by not having a John Deere hat and boots (I'm sure my white sunglasses and pink phone didn't help). I did about 1000 leg presses.