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Falchoon
04-14-04, 12:42 AM
There is a new study out, about women and how they feel about their
ass.

I thought the results were pretty interesting:

85% of women think their ass is too big...

10% of women think their ass is too little...

The other 5% say that they don't care - they love him,

and would have married him anyway

cycletourist
04-14-04, 11:08 AM
A female friend of mine once complained that her breasts were too small and wished they could be bigger.

I said, "Hey no problem. All you have to do is rub toilet paper between your breasts every day and after a few years they will become very large."

She gave me a strange look and said, "No way!! That can't possibly work!"

I said, "Sure it will work. Look what it did for your ass."
BeTheChange
04-16-04, 06:41 AM
cycletourist- That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. I'm gonna have to use that on one of my friends.

MERTON
04-16-04, 12:02 PM
i wonder if their farts are bigger than the smaller assed ones.
dexmax
04-17-04, 09:05 AM
A female friend of mine once complained that her breasts were too small and wished they could be bigger.

I said, "Hey no problem. All you have to do is rub toilet paper between your breasts every day and after a few years they will become very large."

She gave me a strange look and said, "No way!! That can't possibly work!"

I said, "Sure it will work. Look what it did for your ass."

:D :D :D

can't wait to tell my SO this joke.... :D :D :D :D
trekkie820
04-17-04, 09:38 AM
I think that my girlfriend would fall under the 5%...