Foo - Foo = Family

Somebody mentioned something earlier about me starting some entertaining posts. The fact of the matter is that I never really posted on here until my wife got sick and had complete strangers praying and wishing well for her. So now that I feel like part of the family (a very dysfunctional one mind you) and am more comfortable posting my life experiences, entertaining or not. Thank you foo.

Yes, I've been drinking.

HA! Even vodka straight does not make me post sappy natterings like this. :p

But, anyway, :hug: Glad to be part of your foo family, even if I'm the crazy loner cousin.

HA! Even vodka straight does not make me post sappy natterings like this. :p

But, anyway, :hug: Glad to be part of your foo family, even if I'm the crazy loner cousin.

You're the hot cousin that us southerners gawk at. ;)

Is this the official thread for unentertaining life experience stories?

Also, do genital warts count as a life experience?

Is this the official thread for unentertaining life experience stories?

Also, do genital warts count as a life experience?

No
Yes

No
YesBummer.

When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.

Bummer.

When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.

Maybe this is a chance to give your life experiences on dealing with genital warts. Problem solved.

Who says I've dealt with them?

They're my friends.

Wait...is the dysfunction on our part or yours?


No matter...yeah, I feel the same. :cheers:

Who says I've dealt with them?

They're my friends.

I may or may not have thrown up a little in my mouth. Thank you.

I may or may not have thrown up a little in my mouth. Thank you.Then my work here is done.

If jsharr's around, I'm sure he'll get you to vomit the rest of the way.

Bummer.

When the appropriate thread comes around, I can spin a hell of a yarn that'll put you to sleep and give you horrific nightmares.

Oh, tomorrow, yeah, I'm gonna be erm...out of the country as it turns out... :twitchy:

Then my work here is done.

If jsharr's around, I'm sure he'll get you to vomit the rest of the way.

jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.

jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.

This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?

This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?

Deep man. Deep.

This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?

Resin hits are sweet!

Sorry. Dude, I know what you mean. This place is more than just words, though, and that's the great thing about it. Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good people, and it's even more incredible to see the little things and not so little things that Foosters do for each other. It's a pretty amazing family.


Also, I always wanted to be the hot cousin that everyone looked at. :(

jsharr has gotten me to where I am now. I'm sure he'll be there for the rest of the ride.He wouldn't be a very good vomit collector if he weren't.


Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good peopleHey, every streak has to end eventually... ;)

Sorry. Dude, I know what you mean. This place is more than just words, though, and that's the great thing about it. Everyone I've meet has be so amazing. Truly good people, and it's even more incredible to see the little things and not so little things that Foosters do for each other. It's a pretty amazing family.


Also, I always wanted to be the hot cousin that everyone looked at. :(

This is only cool if you live in MS, LA, AL, or AR.

I grew up in LA so you're cool with me.

Foo Family rocks!!

Foo Family crack rocks!!Fixed, and please share with the group!

Fixed, and please share with the group!

Yes, please...

Personally, I can't wait for the Faces Of Meth: Foo Edition thread.

Note to self... there are apparently crackheads on foo

Note to self...there are apparently other people who talk to themselves, too

Note to self...there are apparently other people who talk to themselves, too

Complete conversations if it makes you feel better.

The talk of crack makes me want to bring back something I posted some time back...

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=399270&referrerid=45482

Note to self... there are apparently crackheads on fooApparently?

Funny way to spell "obviously."

Complete conversations if it makes you feel better.

I'm the only person that understands what I'm talking about, usually, so it only makes sense that I hold conversations with me. The problem is when I lose the argument... :twitchy:

I'm the only person that understands what I'm talking about, usually, so it only makes sense that I hold conversations with me. The problem is when I lose the argument... :twitchy:

Now I understand why they make you sit at the kids table during Foo Family picnics.

Apparently?

Funny way to spell "obviously."

Tomatoes tomatos

i sit at the kids table to, but i touch people and wear my helmet to the table

I hope to work my way up to dysfunctional some day. sigh.

This Foo ride is on a crash course with DESTINY!!!

I have no idea what that means. Can someone translate that?

i can do it ...i'll try to get around to it later on....right now I have a helicopter salesman dressed in a sexy brown cow outfit who's gonna get a spanking for not getting me my beer off the grille whilst I take pretty pictures of pink flowers.....

We are family...

http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/agency/1477/simpsonstree.gif

i can do it ...i'll try to get around to it later on....right now I have a helicopter salesman dressed in a sexy brown cow outfit who's gonna get a spanking for not getting me my beer off the grille whilst I take pretty pictures of pink flowers.....

I see what you did there.

So now that I feel like part of the family...

Yes Luke, jsharr is your father and I am yo mutha.

I see what you did there.

I thank you. It took most of the mental energy I had available this morning.....

I'll be right back. There are some lilacs blooming in my dooryard that need tending to.

Yes Luke, jsharr is your father and I am yo mutha.

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I'm way too good looking for that to be true.

I thank you. It took most of the mental energy I had available this morning.....

What is this "mental energy" thing you speak of? What's it like?

Oh, tomorrow, yeah, I'm gonna be erm...out of the country as it turns out... :twitchy:

Mexico?:rolleyes:

What is this "mental energy" thing you speak of? What's it like?

i can't remember:(

hmmm...guess I must be the creepy uncle that everyone avoids.

ssshhh everyone, Uncle Creepy is here:rolleyes:

Somebody call?


http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/525/76723312rr6.jpg

You rang?

http://www.mythosuo.net/Addams/lurch3.jpg

I'm not one to toot my own horn, but I'm way too good looking for that to be true.

Hey Chip, looks he inherited your humbleness and my inability to believe the truth.

Hey Chip, looks he inherited your humbleness and my inability to believe the truth.

But he obviously got that ugly mug from the milk man.

But he obviously got that ugly mug from the milk man.

Considering that he likes to "toot his own horn", he could have gotten it from himself.