PATH
01-02-09, 01:06 AM
Well as you know the planet is scheduled for demolition in 2012. Please post your favorite bit of Vogon Poetry. What one statement has to do with the other......I really don't know......:p
Foo - Please Post Your Favorite Vogon Poetry!
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UnsafeAlpine
01-02-09, 01:12 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/vogonpoetry/lettergen.shtml
:D
:D
PATH
01-02-09, 01:13 AM
That is way cool!!!!:D
Ka_Jun
01-02-09, 12:57 PM
See, see the kind sky
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, Hale do you
Wonder why the goat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bloarnoxule facial growth
That looks like
A hot dogs.
What's more, it knows
Your prehensile potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fartss.
Marvel at its big pink depths.
Tell me, Hale do you
Wonder why the goat ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your bloarnoxule facial growth
That looks like
A hot dogs.
What's more, it knows
Your prehensile potting shed
Smells of frog.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fartss.
trsidn
01-02-09, 01:31 PM
Well as you know the planet is scheduled for demolition in 2012. Please post your favorite bit of Vogon Poetry. What one statement has to do with the other......I really don't know......:p
I didn't get that memo......
I didn't get that memo......
Doohickie
01-02-09, 02:08 PM
There's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display in your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now.
trsidn
01-02-09, 02:09 PM
:notamused:
USAZorro
01-02-09, 05:08 PM
Effective the 184th day of the year
henceforth no more shall the vending of
unstamped animal products be permitted.
With great perplexity shall suitable
adjustments be provided - avoiding exorbitant
tariffs assuming primacy over the accustomed habits.
Remarkably the yellow stampings dictated
moving from dietary traditions held
from times immemorially recounted and regaled.
Furtively - with impecunious remorselessness
the construction, by improbable circumstance,
a new race. Vegan Vogons.
henceforth no more shall the vending of
unstamped animal products be permitted.
With great perplexity shall suitable
adjustments be provided - avoiding exorbitant
tariffs assuming primacy over the accustomed habits.
Remarkably the yellow stampings dictated
moving from dietary traditions held
from times immemorially recounted and regaled.
Furtively - with impecunious remorselessness
the construction, by improbable circumstance,
a new race. Vegan Vogons.