Road Cycling - Anybody use PAM instead of Butt Butr?

I just have to ask... :D A friend of mine was asking at his LBS about Butt Butr and he was told to use PAM :eek: :eek: :eek: , as it was cheaper. :rolleyes: :roflmao: Now you can just imagine the ration of sheet I have given him about this, but I have to ask, does anyone use PAM as anti chaffing aid??? :eek:
http://www.pam4you.com/images/pages/kitchentips/tippic_pansteak.jpg

:roflmao: omg i cant believe someone would say that... Thats probably the quickest ticket to saddlesores :roflmao:

To answer the question, No never heard that before.

Here you poor troops go again discussing your butts and how to grease them up.

Avoid all of that slimy, "greasy kid stuff" using Fox's patented method of chafing prevention.

For the details, you must pm me, as certain folks on this forum (er - Underwear Nazi) get most upset when I tell the TRUTH and absolutely destroy their ego-seeking and mind impairing erroneous conclusions!

No "butt butter," udder balm, vaseline, PAM, baby oil, or other messy greasy stuff for me.

Six years and 18,000 miles WITHOUT any chafing or butt sores. Can you say the same?

If God had intended for your butt to be greased, you would have been born with "grease glands" on your posterior.

:roflmao: omg i cant believe someone would say that... Thats probably the quickest ticket to saddlesores :roflmao:

To answer the question, No never heard that before.

I tried the generic brand of PAM and while it didn't do too much for comfort, I can assure my butt never once stuck to the seat. :D

OK, Stealthman, let's think this through...

Pam is for pans.

Butt Butter is for butts.

DnvrFox is....(see illustration).

Underwear Nazi
Pam in your shorts? What next?

There are we smart bikers, and then there is everyone else.

A search of the medical literature shows the following:

One of these is always looking for udder butter, vaseline, baby oil, Pam, just about any kind of greasy kid stuff. One isn't. Can you guess which is which?

What am I missing here? No, I don't wear underwear under my bike shorts, no I don't have any chaffing, no I don't use butt butter, and I put a few hundred miles a week on the bike in the summer.

What am I missing here? No, I don't wear underwear under my bike shorts, no I don't have any chaffing, no I don't use butt butter, and I put a few hundred miles a week on the bike in the summer.

You, sir, are one of the blessed!

Hi,
I have been trying Bodyglide. http://www.sternoff.com/ It's ok.
I haven't tried the expensive stuff like Butt Buttr. I have a small tube of lotion I got at a drugstore for less than $2, It is also ok.
You want to avoid alchohol. I'm not a big fan of mineral oil, or petroleum jelly. The skin won't absorb them, and I don't care for the feel. I have used Mad Gab's Elephant Lube. http://www.madgabs.com/ I like that, it heals and lubricates. I found the citrus to be mild and inoffensive. Not a big fan of stinky stuff. Mad Gab's Liquid Lube is also soothing. You know, I bought the 32 oz(!) size of Alba Very Emollient Body Lotion/Max dry skin formula- this winter. I really ought to try it for riding. The big size will last about forever, and it is very good stuff for the skin. Think I will try it manana. Price is also good in terms of quality.

If God had intended for your butt to be greased, you would have been born with "grease glands" on your posterior.

It's called "leakage", thank you very much! :ducks for cover!"

I didn't need to see that picture right before lunch.

OK...So DnvrFox wants to get graphic?

Try this out....

This is your butt.

This is your butt in underwear

This is your butt with chamois cream.

Underwear Nazi
Any questions?

Hi,
I have been trying Bodyglide. http://www.sternoff.com/ It's ok.
I haven't tried the expensive stuff like Butt Buttr. I have a small tube of lotion I got at a drugstore for less than $2, It is also ok.
You want to avoid alchohol. I'm not a big fan of mineral oil, or petroleum jelly. The skin won't absorb them, and I don't care for the feel. I have used Mad Gab's Elephant Lube. http://www.madgabs.com/ I like that, it heals and lubricates. I found the citrus to be mild and inoffensive. Not a big fan of stinky stuff. Mad Gab's Liquid Lube is also soothing. You know, I bought the 32 oz(!) size of Alba Very Emollient Body Lotion/Max dry skin formula- this winter. I really ought to try it for riding. The big size will last about forever, and it is very good stuff for the skin. Think I will try it manana. Price is also good in terms of quality.

I used to get sores, but not bad ones until I started using Butt Buttr and now I get none and no I don't wear underwear just the thought of it hurts.

Philli...

Hi,
any of the products I mentioned will do the job. There are big differences in how they feel and look. The Elephant Lube is a natural product. The oil gets absorbed, and the wax isn't quite enough for several hours. I have used it on tour, so it's certainly adequate. Some of the lotions last longer but have a greasy feel.
I haven't tried Bodyglide on a long ride yet. Guess what I am trying to say is that there is not much relationship between cost and performance. It boils down to what you like, and what you're willling to pay.

OK...So DnvrFox wants to get graphic?

Try this out....

This is your butt.

Looks like an egg to me.

Speak for yourself about "your butt."

You have been riding too long without underwear.

Repeat 10 times:

"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."
"An egg is NOT a butt."

This is your butt in underwear

Looks like a fried egg too me.

One too many times without underwear. You need help!

Repeat after me:

Repeat 10 times:

"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."
"A fried egg is NOT a butt."

This is your butt with chamois cream.

Underwear Nazi
Any questions?

Looks like an Easter Egg to me. You REALLY need to wear some undies when riding.

Repeat after me 10 time:

"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."
"An Easter egg is NOT a butt."

Egg - comes from a chicken, used for making little chickens or to be eaten.

Butt - Posterior side of human being, jjust above the legs. Smooth and firm for those wearing undies. Red and sore and covered with greasy kid stuff for those who don't wear undies!

Okay - clear enough?

Oh, DnvrFox....even though you wear underwear when you ride, you are still my boyfriend! :love: :love:
:p

Oh, DnvrFox....even though you wear underwear when you ride, you are still my boyfriend! :love: :love:
:p

Well it boils down to use what works for you, but I didn't know you could get a girlfriend on a thread like this. :love:

Well it boils down to use what works for you, but I didn't know you could get a girlfriend on a thread like this. :love:

So, now ya know!

Wanna be my boyfriend? :love: :love:

Well it boils down to use what works for you, but I didn't know you could get a girlfriend on a thread like this. :love:

Hey, quit horning in on my action.

Atroll and I have a long-standing history.

She is my girlfriend, my underwear and all!

Well it boils down to use what works for you, but I didn't know you could get a girlfriend on a thread like this. :love:
No pun intended I hope!!! :eek:

I've been riding since um forever and have never worn underwear under my bike shorts.Never had a problem!!!!

I've been riding since um forever and have never worn underwear under my bike shorts.Never had a problem!!!!

That's great. Congrats.

How come we get so many posters asking about Butt Butter, other greasy kid stuff, ad infinitum, if all is so great?

:D :D :D :D

That's why bikeforums is the best...

People "talk" about everything... This is the only forum I know where people are comfortable telling the opposite sex about the grease they put in thier butts.. :D :D :D :D

what's next? defecation, the key to better climbing? oh, we discussed that already! :D

keep riding guys!

BTW, i don't wear undies under my shorts. and I don't use any grease, jelly, or whatever you call that! :)

Never wore underwear under my bike shorts. Never used butter/pam/oil, etc. Never had a problem.

I think it's an cycling urban legend.

I tried something new today. I figured that what with all the environmental concerns, I'd use something natural. So, I used some slightly warm bacon grease. It worked great, plus, every dog in the neighborhood loves me. The down side is this fat chick with very high cholesterol kept winking at me.

:eek:

WHY! WHY! WHY! Do I keep coming back and reading this thread??? :roflmao:

BTW. I happen to be one of the "good soldiers"!

WTF kind of underwear are you peeps wearing? :D I very much doubt that mine would even fit comfortably under my shorts.

Let's review what we have learned so far:

Pam is for pans.

Butt Butter is for butts.

Underwear is for the birds.

The anti-panty army has many good soldiers.

Analogies are lost on Dnvrfox. (Repeat 10 times: Of course an egg is not a butt. It is an analogy.)

Underwear Nazi
This thread has inspired a new product in the Underwear Nazi Store (http://www.cafeshops.com/underwearnazi).

This handsome design (thanks, Inkwolf!) on a 15 oz. mug. (Click (http://www.cafeshops.com/underwearnazi.9967760))

Let's review what we have learned so far:


Analogies are lost on Dnvrfox. (Repeat 10 times: Of course an egg is not a butt. It is an analogy.)

Underwear Nazi
This thread has inspired a new product in the Underwear Nazi Store (http://www.cafeshops.com/underwearnazi).

This handsome design (thanks, Inkwolf!) on a 15 oz. mug. (Click (http://www.cafeshops.com/underwearnazi.9967760))

Well, I am going out for breakfast tomorrow. Going to have Ham and Analogies with hash browns. I love those Analogies "over easy!"

Let's see, if an egg is an "analogy", is a chicken a "metaphor? and steak a "simile."

Maybe I will try to buy some metaphors and similes for dinner this week? Think the store will recognize those products?

Anybody use PAM instead of Butt Butr?

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock are the only two I can think of. :eek:

Here is an idea. Shower and wash your shorts.

Here is an idea. Shower and wash your shorts.
hmmmm imagine that
works for me, chihonee free
guess this is testimony that all a$$es are indeed not created equal

that's a fine mug, would look good on a jersey too :D

why don't i just pour coconut oil on my butt?

Never wore underwear under my bike shorts. Never used butter/pam/oil, etc. Never had a problem.

I think it's an cycling urban legend.

No, maybe it's washing your a$$ and shorts daily or as needed

I use Pam spray on my arms and legs before I put on a wetsuit-- but can't ever say I have used it on my butt. I would just be afraid to find out during a long ride that Pam maybe wasn't the best idea.

Will this work? :p


http://store6.yimg.com/I/attivousa_1788_53880

I just have to ask... :D A friend of mine was asking at his LBS about Butt Butr and he was told to use PAM :eek: :eek: :eek: , as it was cheaper. :rolleyes: :roflmao: Now you can just imagine the ration of sheet I have given him about this, but I have to ask, does anyone use PAM as anti chaffing aid??? :eek:
http://www.pam4you.com/images/pages/kitchentips/tippic_pansteak.jpg

Pam? Ahhhh, takes me to Christmas time...

"Chestnuts roasting on my saddle...
low fat pam helps keeps me slim
every turn of the crank
keeps those nuts sizzlin'
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
to youuuuuuuuu"

Back to regular scheduled programming. ;)

Will this work? :p

Will that work? Work for what?

If you want to annoy the Underwear Nazi and bring the fury of the Underwear SS down upon your head, then yes, it will work.

It will also work to get you odd looks in the locker room.

It will work to make your girlfriend laugh, especially if you wear it while dancing to Rod Stewart singing "Do ya think I'm sexy?"

It will work as a costume if you happen to be a stripper in a gay bar.

And if you wear it under your bike shorts, it will work it's way up between your butt cheeks and irritate the ever-loving bajabbers out of your pathetic ass.

Oh, it'll work all right. It will work about as well as replacing your saddle with a sawblade.

Underwear Nazi
Nick, Nick, Nick. What were you thinking?

Pam? Ahhhh, takes me to Christmas time...

"Chestnuts roasting on my saddle...
low fat pam helps keeps me slim
every turn of the crank
keeps those nuts sizzlin'
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
to youuuuuuuuu"

Back to regular scheduled programming. ;)

Don't quit your day job.

UN
Don't.

UN no like my lyrics? :( UN have bad day and takes it out on the nickster. Me thinks UN needs a safety meeting. ;)

GAH. I was reading the thread when my boss came by, then I scrolled across the pics of two men's asses right as he looked over.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

UN no like my lyrics? :( UN have bad day and takes it out on the nickster. Me thinks UN needs a safety meeting. ;)

You should just be glad that I'm not a grammar nazi. :D

I'v never used anything so I guess I'm lucky, but I did watch Lance on OLN and he put the cream on his SHORTS! not on his bum. Would that make a difference?

Official Notification

Best Thread for 2004. Comments appreciated.

wait...thinking....

nope.

20 years of riding and i've never rubbed a d@mn thing on my @ss. maybe you're all getting diaper rash or something. i used to get that all the time when i was....oh....a baby. here's what works best: stop crapping your pants and start wiping/washing your bum.

OK, Stealthman, let's think this through...

Pam is for pans.

Butt Butter is for butts.

DnvrFox is....(see illustration).

Underwear Nazi
Pam in your shorts? What next?

OMG... :eek:

Who is this guy :cry:------->points to underwear Nazi :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: