Jokes & Humor - Making a Commercial for Class with a Weird Twist. Some Ideas? dogs and women

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djkenny

01-10-09, 10:01 PM

So I am in a radio broadcasting program and we were asked to come up with a "romantic commercial".

I was going to come up with something pretty run of the mill...but then I noticed some other students did some weird crap and I want to do the same.

The idea my fiancee and I had for me to read was a commercial about coming into the house and being greeted as entering...make it "seem" like a woman...and responding with a sexy voice.

The reality is it isnt a woman at all, but a "dog" greeting the guy, and this is confirmed at the end of the commercial when it closes with something about Hill's Science Diet Treats.

Some line we were thinking of were "hey baby, I am *happy* to see you to!" "why dont you sit" ...and now...why dont you roll over for me?....I like that. "you dont need to beg, baby"

Can anyone think of a commercial that is suggestive yet once it is noted at the end it is clear we are talking about a dog and treats?

djkenny

01-10-09, 10:57 PM

some things like "want me to bring you some toys?" or, calling her ******* in some crazy way is cool to...our instructor has a sense of humor.

ryder47

01-10-09, 11:38 PM

All those lines sound good, but the last line could be "Daddy's got a treat for you" in a suggestive voice, then the sound of biscuits being rustled around in a box, a few dog barks and then another voice announcing something like this, "Milk Bones, for that special canine in your life".

djkenny

01-11-09, 02:57 PM

I like your idea! I might have to do this on garage band (via the only editing software option I have at home since I will not be able to do this on campus)

If I could get my dog to bark on cue that would be sweet, but I might have to add that sound. Maybe it is doable on GB?

Keith99

01-12-09, 04:27 PM

Ok for the adults only version how about a line about her being soaking wet. Then use a dog like my beta that slobers all over everything? (of course female, not male like mine).

Doohickie

01-12-09, 05:30 PM

If I could get my dog to bark on cue that would be sweet, but I might have to add that sound. Maybe it is doable on GB?

Your dog doesn't bark at the doorbell (or knocking on the door)?

Tom Stormcrowe

01-12-09, 07:32 PM

Here's a dog bark MP3

http://www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=4910

and many more

http://www.freesound.org/tagsViewSingle.php?id=7&start=15

Keith99

01-13-09, 03:18 PM

Your dog doesn't bark at the doorbell (or knocking on the door)?

Rarely. They think they have failed if they wait that long. They think they have done well if they are loud enough to scare someone away without a knock.