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UnsafeAlpine

01-12-09, 07:56 PM

I got a package in the mail. I ripped it open and discovered a handful of soft, colorful balls. Right now, I am sitting next to jsharr's balls and loving it. Thanks, buddy! :D

wolfpack

01-12-09, 08:14 PM

you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/khgulledge/JSharrs%20Ball/IMG_0490800x600.jpg

UnsafeAlpine

01-12-09, 08:16 PM

you mean you got a package like this??? we're relaxing on the couch watching CSI.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/khgulledge/JSharrs%20Ball/IMG_0490800x600.jpg

My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that. :p

CbadRider

01-12-09, 08:20 PM

Are you saying WP has more balls than you?

UnsafeAlpine

01-12-09, 08:22 PM

Are you saying WP has more balls than you?

She has a broken freakin' hand and bruised ribs and she's getting back on the bike already?!? Hell yeah she has more balls than me...:p

Psydotek

01-12-09, 09:01 PM

I still need to get my ball out and about. I'll probably send it to the next lucky recipient after my triathlon in March. :)

USAZorro

01-12-09, 09:04 PM

Are you saying WP has more balls than you?

You needed to ask? <thinks of ducking and running, but doesn't> :innocent:

Velo Vol

01-12-09, 11:23 PM

How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?

Wordbiker

01-12-09, 11:40 PM

How does the "pleasantries" fit into this?

Fit into what, exactly?

StupidlyBrave

01-13-09, 05:57 AM

My package of balls isn't nearly as big as that. :p

This isn't the time or place to complain about the size of your package ... ;):p:D

Tude

01-13-09, 06:53 AM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::(:(:(:(

<sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

<looks around and sees no balls>

ModoVincere

01-13-09, 07:10 AM

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::(:(:(:(

<sniff> those are an awful lot of balls!

<looks around and sees no balls>

scary part is that he still has more.:twitchy:

timmyquest

01-13-09, 07:11 AM

I tragically found one of jsharr's balls torn up in my living room the other day. Just before i came upon this crime a smelly Golden Retriever ran up the stairs. We're still investigating...

jsharr

01-13-09, 07:54 AM

After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.

Tude

01-13-09, 08:04 AM

After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.

.... if it were my little dog - I would have seen many colorful poops around the backyard too ...:innocent:

jsharr

01-13-09, 08:05 AM

yeah, thanks for dredging that memory up for me tude.

Hickeydog

01-13-09, 10:02 AM

Why do I get the impression that the only person who finds jsharr's balls pleasant is his wife???:twitchy:

KingTermite

01-13-09, 10:10 AM

I've had Jsharr's balls before....it's a bit of a weird feeling, isn't it?

Oh...and I agree, they really aren't that big. I have balls myself that are more than twice the size of his.

jsharr

01-13-09, 10:45 AM

Why do I get the impression that the only person who finds jsharr's balls pleasant is his wife???:twitchy:

If you assumed the above to be true, you would be wrong.

UnsafeAlpine

01-13-09, 10:51 AM

If you assumed the above to be true, you would be wrong.

True dat...

jsharr

01-13-09, 10:55 AM

yeah, see!!!! wait.... what?

artifice

01-13-09, 10:56 AM

use those to go fishin.
aka, girling.

every vacation I go on, I bring a pile of balls like that for pool toys. We usually 'accidentally' throw them in the direction of hot men to engage them. we learned this tactic after having it used on us. ;)

chipcom

01-13-09, 11:06 AM

After tearing up a few hundred of them, my dog finally tired of my balls. For a the first year or so that she was with us, I could not out into the yard without stepping on my shredded balls.

Liar....your wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.

ModoVincere

01-13-09, 11:07 AM

You know, I'm no doctor although I play one on the interwebz, but those balls look odd. They are all different colors and even multicolored. I suggest a visit to the ball dr. to get that checked.

jsharr

01-13-09, 11:08 AM

Liar....my wife has had your balls safely in a jar on her dressing table for years.

put a cherry on top for you.

jsharr

01-13-09, 11:08 AM

You know, I'm no doctor although I play one on the interwebz, but those balls look odd. They are all different colors and even multicolored. I suggest a visit to the ball dr. to get that checked.

some of them even change color in your hand.

ModoVincere

01-13-09, 11:09 AM

some of them even change color in your hand.

they get more blue?

CbadRider

01-13-09, 01:07 PM

every vacation I go on, I bring a pile of balls like that for pool toys. We usually 'accidentally' throw them in the direction of hot men to engage them. we learned this tactic after having it used on us. ;)

Huh, interesting idea.

*writes 'jsharr's balls' on shopping list*

chipcom

01-13-09, 01:28 PM

put a cherry on top for you.

OMG, I thought those were bearings and I used them for some neighborhood kid's bike!

ModoVincere

01-13-09, 02:37 PM

OMG, I thought those were bearings and I used them for some neighborhood kid's bike!

the stem wasn't enough to let you know otherwise?
yikes!

East Hill

01-13-09, 05:16 PM

Amazingly, I got home today to find almost the exact same parcel. The package was sitting in my computer chair, and pretending to be East Hill :eek: .

I hope it didn't say anything too naughty :lol: .

Thanks jsharr!

Hickeydog

01-13-09, 05:29 PM

I hope it didn't say anything too naughty :lol: .

oh SNAP!!!:eek:

jsharr

01-13-09, 08:45 PM

I have sent out my minion balls to the far corners of foo. However, I kept one ball. One ball to rule them all, one ball to bind them...................... muhahahahahahahahaa

CbadRider

01-13-09, 08:51 PM

I have sent out my minion balls to the far corners of foo. However, I kept one ball. One ball to rule them all, one ball to bind them...................... muhahahahahahahahaa

Look out for those hobbits behind you ...

jsharr

01-13-09, 08:53 PM

If you are talking about the two round furry things, those ain't hobbits dear.

CbadRider

01-13-09, 09:15 PM

:lol:

orcs?

jgedwa

01-13-09, 09:53 PM

Bombur and Bofur?

recumelectric

01-14-09, 12:50 AM

OK, I'll bite. ;) ...Why are jsharr's balls all over the place? Is he marketing these balls or are they just given out of charity?