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patentcad
01-13-09, 12:31 PM
Thank God.


neilfein
01-13-09, 12:32 PM
Congratulations?

jsharr
01-13-09, 12:33 PM
why not?


redirekib
01-13-09, 12:33 PM
Will "THE" thread be revived and hit 4000?

AEO
01-13-09, 12:40 PM
is this a failure or success?

skinnyone
01-13-09, 12:43 PM
Did the RS make it out of the factory yet?

substructure
01-13-09, 12:44 PM
It's our turn to answer all of Life's questions.

patentcad
01-13-09, 12:44 PM
Did the RS make it out of the factory yet?

I ordered an S2. It remains...

Vaporware.

pgoat
01-13-09, 01:03 PM
It's theoretically possible you've been asked all questions of any significant importance already.

neilfein
01-13-09, 01:05 PM
Here, that's an excuse to start asking those questions... yet again.

kylejack
01-13-09, 01:10 PM
Pcad, I am thinking of buying an old gearset off of Craigslist and taping it on to the side of my chainring so that people will think my fixie has gears on it. Please advise on feasability and/or value of this idea.

127.0.0.1
01-13-09, 01:13 PM
that's not a question. pcad still sad

ModoVincere
01-13-09, 01:15 PM
ok...I'll ask.
How you doing today?

patentcad
01-13-09, 01:16 PM
ok...I'll ask.
How you doing today?

You don't want to know.

wolfpack
01-13-09, 01:16 PM
:lol: this thread needs to be merged.

patentcad
01-13-09, 01:16 PM
Pcad, I am thinking of buying an old gearset off of Craigslist and taping it on to the side of my chainring so that people will think my fixie has gears on it. Please advise on feasability and/or value of this idea.

It's pointless. All the more reason to do it.

Tude
01-13-09, 01:21 PM
Why is it that my chances of finding bad food are so high?

ModoVincere
01-13-09, 01:24 PM
I got this one Pcad.
tude, it is the curse that jsharr and UA have put on you. You should get out the cauldron and do naked dancing around it (video taped of course) and fight back.

alanfleisig
01-13-09, 01:31 PM
What do you think of the CAAD 9 as a good all-around road bike?

You know, for heavier ... I mean, older ... I mean, taller ... i mean, casual ... riders like me?

patentcad
01-13-09, 01:33 PM
Why is it that my chances of finding bad food are so high?

I don't even have a Domino's near me now.

F me.

Tude
01-13-09, 01:46 PM
I got this one Pcad.
tude, it is the curse that jsharr and UA have put on you. You should get out the cauldron and do naked dancing around it (video taped of course) and fight back.

UA!!! My arch nemesis!!! :mad:

http://www.robinwood.com/LivingtreeGrove/Graphics/GraphicsGIFs/TCauldronFire.GIF

AEO
01-13-09, 02:33 PM
What do you think of the CAAD 9 as a good all-around road bike?

You know, for heavier ... I mean, older ... I mean, taller ... i mean, casual ... riders like me?

sounds like you want a surly pacer. (I'll save the rivendale for later) :innocent:

2manybikes
01-13-09, 02:42 PM
Thank God.

You're welcome.

AEO
01-13-09, 02:43 PM
Thank Dog.

fify

patentcad
01-13-09, 04:03 PM
You're welcome.

Who's God, you or Bailey?

Shadiyah
01-13-09, 04:06 PM
Isn't this what you wanted?

PATH
01-13-09, 04:21 PM
UA!!! My arch nemesis!!! :mad:

http://www.robinwood.com/LivingtreeGrove/Graphics/GraphicsGIFs/TCauldronFire.GIF

Wow!! I thought I was UA's only Arch-Nemesis!!!!!:eek:

PATH
01-13-09, 04:22 PM
Pcad, which is the better brand of bike.....Specialized or Trek?:innocent:

kylejack
01-13-09, 04:23 PM
Pcad what is the best way to convert a carbon fiber racing bicycle into a recumbent? I have purchased a bike for $6500, but need some help with the details of how to convert it into what I want.

Also have a Huffy Time Trial project that I'm working on, any help you could provide would be appreciated.

patentcad
01-13-09, 06:48 PM
Pcad, which is the better brand of bike.....Specialized or Trek?:innocent:

Cervelo.

patentcad
01-13-09, 06:49 PM
Pcad what is the best way to convert a carbon fiber racing bicycle into a recumbent? I have purchased a bike for $6500, but need some help with the details of how to convert it into what I want.

Also have a Huffy Time Trial project that I'm working on, any help you could provide would be appreciated.

That's like whacking TT bars on a regular road bicycle. You need a $9500 custom Serotta Recumbent.

Hickeydog
01-13-09, 06:54 PM
:baby1:

patentcad
01-13-09, 07:02 PM
Isn't this what you wanted?

I want you toots. But I know I'll never get you, and this is the Consolation Prize.

Hickeydog
01-13-09, 07:05 PM
I want you toots. But I know I'll never get you, and this is the Consolation Prize.

oh SNAP!!!:eek:

Shadiyah
01-13-09, 07:07 PM
I want you toots. But I know I'll never get you, and this is the Consolation Prize.

You want me to clean your house and cook for you?

I just asked you two questions consecutively. :)

Dannihilator
01-13-09, 07:10 PM
Cervelo.

Why do you want a cervelo?

patentcad
01-13-09, 07:11 PM
You want me to clean your house and cook for you?

I just asked you two questions consecutively. :)

I want you to Belly Dance over my new Cervelo S2 so I can experience True BF Erotica. But I don't think you have to worry about it since the chance of my new Cervelo ever materializing are even lower than the odds you will fly from Utah to NY to consort with a perverted old bike weenie.

By the way, in my fantasizing about this, the Cervelo is always nude (no bottle cages, pedals or computer).

patentcad
01-13-09, 07:12 PM
Why do you want a cervelo?

You're vying for the Dumbest BF Question EVER because you saw my thread on Road Cycling, aren't you?

Dannihilator
01-13-09, 07:14 PM
I actually don't like cervelos.

Hickeydog
01-13-09, 07:15 PM
I actually don't like cervelos.

BLASPHEMY!!!!! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!! :hang1:

SaiKaiTai
01-13-09, 07:18 PM
No? Nobody? Well, dang man... how the heck are ya?
Why's it taking so long for you to get this stupid cervelo, anyway?

SaiKaiTai
01-13-09, 07:20 PM
Thank God.

Say what??? Take that to P&R, man...

Shadiyah
01-13-09, 07:21 PM
I want you to Belly Dance over my new Cervelo S2 so I can experience True BF Erotica. But I don't think you have to worry about it since the chance of my new Cervelo ever materializing are even lower than the odds you will fly from Utah to NY to consort with a perverted old bike weenie.

By the way, in my fantasizing about this, the Cervelo is always nude (no bottle cages, pedals or computer).

Naturally. All that added fluff would get tangled with my tassels.

pgoat
01-13-09, 07:28 PM
I hate when that happens

Dannihilator
01-13-09, 08:00 PM
BLASPHEMY!!!!! BURN THE BLASPHEMER!!!!!! :hang1:

I'll change my opinion of cervelo when they build a hardtail with slalom geometry that can handle daily abuse.

StupidlyBrave
01-13-09, 08:12 PM
Naturally. All that added fluff would get tangled with my tassels.

You realize, I'm sure, that I listed you as a foo-crush for reasons that are far and away (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=7970965&postcount=231) not congruent with having "tassels".

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

patentcad
01-13-09, 09:03 PM
I'll change my opinion of cervelo when they build a hardtail with slalom geometry that can handle daily abuse.

Cervelo doesn't make MTBs, although you may be too stoned to realize this.

Dannihilator
01-13-09, 09:16 PM
Cervelo doesn't make MTBs, although you may be too stoned to realize this.


Hate to break it to you, but I don't do drugs.

Shadiyah
01-13-09, 09:17 PM
You realize, I'm sure, that I listed you as a foo-crush for reasons that are far and away (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=7970965&postcount=231) not congruent with having "tassels".

Not that there is anything wrong with that...

:lol: They are so fun to swing around, though!

http://www.evergreentribalarts.com/rachel-brice-looking-down.jpg

patentcad
01-13-09, 09:20 PM
Hate to break it to you, but I don't do drugs.

In MTB circles, toasting up a doobski mid-ride hardly constitutes drug use.