RubenX
01-13-09, 05:10 PM
This guy (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5506993.ece).
Foo - This guy watched too many movies
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KingTermite
01-14-09, 10:04 AM
+1
AllenG
01-14-09, 10:08 AM
Shouldn't have called in the emergency.
Should have made sure the plane went down over water (or a salt lake if you have the guts to dive it before you bail).
And finally, he should have just kept flying until he landed in S. America.
Should have made sure the plane went down over water (or a salt lake if you have the guts to dive it before you bail).
And finally, he should have just kept flying until he landed in S. America.
UnsafeAlpine
01-14-09, 10:19 AM
Wasn't that in the Simpsons?
trsidn
01-14-09, 10:55 AM
It is clear that he didn't think it through.
ModoVincere
01-14-09, 10:57 AM
idiot should have pushed a flaming car over a cliff with an anonymous cadaver in it. A little extra fuel in the car would help to keep authorities at bay :innocent:
trsidn
01-14-09, 11:00 AM
hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book.... :lol:
ModoVincere
01-14-09, 11:01 AM
hmmm..... can't find 'anonymous cadavers' in the phone book.... :lol:
morgue....john doe. (but its not like I've put much thought into this :innocent:)
morgue....john doe. (but its not like I've put much thought into this :innocent:)
jsharr
01-14-09, 11:03 AM
He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
ModoVincere
01-14-09, 11:06 AM
Boat explosion in the gulf is a good way to fake it too....the authorities can easily be led to believe a mako or 2 took care of the body for them.
trsidn
01-14-09, 11:07 AM
THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
AllenG
01-14-09, 11:08 AM
He even failed at failing, as he was arrested this morning by FBI agents in a camping tent with his wrists slashed. He did not even do that right.
Evidently he doesn't have a lethal case of dumb ass.
Just an unfortunate one.
Evidently he doesn't have a lethal case of dumb ass.
Just an unfortunate one.
ModoVincere
01-14-09, 11:08 AM
THat may work if you have been a diver all your life. Recent scuba lessons would look suspicious.
no scuba needed. And blowing a boat up aint hard if you aren't fairly knowledgable, which could lead credence to the entire thing.
no scuba needed. And blowing a boat up aint hard if you aren't fairly knowledgable, which could lead credence to the entire thing.
mlts22
01-14-09, 01:27 PM
Main lesson from this:
The old sysadmin's slogan with regards to emo wrist slashing: down, not across.
The old sysadmin's slogan with regards to emo wrist slashing: down, not across.