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chipcom
01-22-09, 11:40 AM
It had to be said.


jsharr
01-22-09, 11:40 AM
And you were just the man to say it.

KingTermite
01-22-09, 11:44 AM
And my sister was Trans Landers!


UnsafeAlpine
01-22-09, 11:49 AM
Dear Abby,

I caught my boyfriend with my sister and mom. Is this normal?

Signed: The 4th Wheel.

KingTermite
01-22-09, 11:58 AM
Dear Abby,.
Who the hell said anything about Abby?

UnsafeAlpine
01-22-09, 12:04 PM
Wrong sister, my bad.

bikingshearer
01-22-09, 12:04 PM
Does this mean he had Alzheimers and died? If so, he seems pretty together, considering.

chipcom
01-22-09, 12:43 PM
And my sister was Trans Landers!

and your brother is Trans Vestite

KingTermite
01-22-09, 12:47 PM
and your brother is Trans Vestite

and my brother/sister Trans Gender.

thebarerider
01-22-09, 01:03 PM
and your brother is Trans Vestite

Wouldn't that be his half brother?

jsharr
01-22-09, 01:05 PM
and you all ride in a pink Trans Am?

AEO
01-22-09, 01:05 PM
is he living abroad now?

KingTermite
01-22-09, 01:06 PM
and you all ride in a pink Trans Am?

We bought it from Bruce Springsteen.

jsharr
01-22-09, 01:06 PM
weirdo

KingTermite
01-22-09, 01:06 PM
is he living abroad now?

:notamused:*groan*.....that was baaaaad.

AEO
01-22-09, 01:08 PM
what's the key to becoming a successful transvestite? :p

KingTermite
01-22-09, 01:11 PM
what's the key to becoming a successful transvestite? :p

Getting somebody who'd already been there to mentor you and show you the ropes. Like AEO for example. :thumb:

chipcom
01-22-09, 01:13 PM
Wouldn't that be his half brother?

no, it's his current brother, past sister. :D

AEO
01-22-09, 01:15 PM
Getting somebody who'd already been there to mentor you and show you the ropes. Like AEO for example. :thumb:

I learnt from chipcom

KingTermite
01-22-09, 01:25 PM
I learnt from chipcom

And you learnt how to speel from PCad, right? :p:thumb:

PATH
01-22-09, 01:32 PM
Hmmmm? I always thought of you as Miss Manners or possibly Eloise! I am thoroughly disppointed now!:(

chipcom
01-22-09, 01:55 PM
I learnt from chipcom

AEO, I am not your father, but the Swartz is strong in you.

KingTermite
01-22-09, 02:12 PM
AEO, I am not your father, but the Swartz is strong in you.

Do you mean Schwartz?

USAZorro
01-22-09, 02:15 PM
I don't buy this Ann Landers thing. I know I wouldn't write to KT for advice. :p

Reminds me more of the hostess on Entertainment Tonight.

AEO
01-22-09, 03:02 PM
indeed the schwartz is strong among the trans people

Hickeydog
01-22-09, 07:30 PM
who is ann landers? Besides KT.

bikecrate
01-23-09, 07:54 AM
I thought Ann Landers and Dear Abby were deceased.

100 lashes with a wet noodle for all of you.

KingTermite
01-23-09, 07:59 AM
100 lashes with a wet noodle for all of you.Is that a promise? :love:

chipcom
01-23-09, 08:48 AM
I thought Ann Landers and Dear Abby were deceased.

100 lashes with a wet noodle for all of you.

Anybody who tries to equate fact, sense or reason to a Foo thread, especially one of mine, probably should turn that wet noodle on his/her self and have a second on hand to lop off their noggin afterward. :lol:

bikecrate
01-23-09, 10:00 AM
Oh, that's the whole point of the wet noodle...self flagellation.

pgoat
01-23-09, 03:07 PM
he always struck me as more of the Abby type.

as opposed to one of 'those' types:innocent: