Foo - Dispose of my body

How would you?

acid bath

long pork

I'd call Harvey Kietel

I hear UA gets pretty hungry from time to time.

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Take your pick.

The human tempura sounds tempting...

compost (http://naturalburial.coop/USA/)

donation to the PENOA (Perverted, Excited Necrophiliacs of America)

Do a good deed and feed some hungry, homeless cannibals.


donation to the PENOA (Perverted, Excited Necrophiliacs of America)

The advantage here is that when you get to heaven, you're the only one who is still getting laid.....

Visit Aruba...drink heavily, take some drugs, and go to the beach with some strangers from the netherlands.

Wood chipper, eh?

concrete block shoes at the bottom of the pacific ocean.

The advantage here is that when you get to heaven, you're the only one who is still getting laid.....
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I would donate all your organs for transplant and then give the remains to the anatomy lab at the local medical school. In death you will have new life.

chopped up and dropped into an old well.

I'd call Harvey Kietel

Nah, he'd probably just flash the body with full frontal.

i'd probably just leave you there

A guy I used to work for said "Just stick a ham bone up my a** and let the dogs drag me away."

That's an inexpensive and very "green" method.

Feed ya to the Hogs, samething I do with the others.

I know guys who work at steel mills and things like that. Problem solved.

I know guys who work at steel mills and things like that. Problem solved.

hmmm....maybe that explains where high carbon steel comes from? :innocent:

Visit Aruba...drink heavily, take some drugs, and go to the beach with some strangers from the netherlands.

Hey!






That the Netherlands with a capital N for you sir!

Hey!






That the Netherlands with a capital N for you sir!

hey :thumb:

hey :thumb:

Actually...it's funny, I don't know if you internationals caught the end of this whole thing. Basically, he was acquitted and then some private investigator (for a TV show) went undercover and got him to confess the whole thing.....and while the evidence wasn't admissible, he got his case reopened. Damn, some people are so stupid it's painful to watch.

Actually...it's funny, I don't know if you internationals caught the end of this whole thing. Basically, he was acquitted and then some private investigator (for a TV show) went undercover and got him to confess the whole thing.....and while the evidence wasn't admissible, he got his case reopened. Damn, some people are so stupid it's painful to watch.

yeah...saw that on some tv show....the kid was an idiot. He's now claiming he was trying to impress the guy and has no idea what happened to her.

Flagrant: Light on fire and launch from trebuchet.

Clandestine: Joint, bone, run through grinder, sell as chum to lobstermen. Helps if you're a meat cutter living in Maine...

I would slowly destroy the body piece by piece using various chemicals and/or fire.

Stuffed and kept in the trophy room.

Kraynik's. It would be years before you were found

Okeefenokee swamp....no one would ever find it again.

How would you?

There are a number of different things that need to be taken into consideration. Did you die of natural causes? Did I accidentally kill you? Did I premeditate your murder? Did I shoot you in a moment of passion? Each one would require a different disposal method.

There are a number of different things that need to be taken into consideration. Did you die of natural causes? Did I accidentally kill you? Did I premeditate your murder? Did I shoot you in a moment of passion? Each one would require a different disposal method.Yes. The circumstances of the death are more important than the method of disposal.

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

I'd call up a friend, and say:

"You know about the adage about friends are people who help friends move, and true buds are people who help move bodies... mind being a true bud tonight?"