Mountain Biking - I need a Mountain Bike

I am looking for a mountain bike. I need a size 18/19. I could not post in the other section, sorry. I live in Los Angeles. I was looking for an amicable trade.

I have full set of Clubs I would like to trade.

Hogan Apex Edges 3-pw in great condition. They are foged cavities.

Cleveland Triple grind 60 degree wedge

Macgegor V foil 10 degree driver

Taylor Made S200 3 wood

Odessey White Hot Putter, New.

sell the clubs look for a bike on craigslist

I'm elated to see another silly golfer bag that crap and have some real fun!

Good on you, chefxian. Are you a chef?

I'm elated to see another silly golfer bag that crap and have some real fun!

Good on you, chefxian. Are you a chef?

Yes I am a chef. I used to Mountain Bike a lot. I just got back into cycling and would really like to MT bike again. I figured it would be easier to trade clubs woods etc straight across. I think I'm wrong.

I figured it would be easier to trade clubs woods etc straight across. I think I'm wrong.

If they were Mizunos I might have, Distance between us would have been a problem though.

It might be hard to find someone to trade with you. Craigslist may help, though.

The answer is simple. Drive to your local trail with your clubs. Hike out onto a local trail with a club. When you hear the squeaking of brakes and/or clicking of the freehub, get ready. Timing is key. Swing the chosen club at the unsuspecting MTB. Knock him/her off of his/her bike. Take the bike.


Disclaimer: This suggestion is strictly for entertainment purposes and not meant for actions to be modeled against.

Disclaimer: This suggestion is strictly for entertainment purposes and not meant for actions to be modeled against.

No better than I can swing the clubs, I'd probably hit myself anyway.
PS. Would it be best for a person to wear cammo?

Golfers wear blue plaid camo.

Just step out out on the trail looking like this, maybe they will just give you their ride and run away. :D
http://www.professional-humorist.com/Golfer.jpg

No better than I can swing the clubs, I'd probably hit myself anyway.
PS. Would it be best for a person to wear cammo?

I know not of this "cammo"...

Golfer walks off the 18th green and a friend asks "hey, how did you do today"...guy says "the two best balls I hit all day is when I stepped on a rake"...ta dum...

Love some of the "golf isims"...
EA=an elephants ass...it's high and it stinks
TBF=Texas Bug Fuc*er...a long low shot, like a line drive (also know as a worm burner)

step one: try above tactic of stealing
step two: fail at said tactic, so as not to be in jail
step tree: find old beat up bike at yardsale
step 4: buy single speed kit
step V: install
step six: don't spell three without an h >: (
step VII: ride!! :D
step 8: ?????
step 9: PROFIT!! :D

Thanks for the suggestions. They are all pretty good. :thumb:
I cant wait to hit my local trail and rough up some poor old granola eating
pothead, you know maybe he won't feel a thing.

Thanks for the suggestions. They are all pretty good. :thumb:
I cant wait to hit my local trail and rough up some poor old granola eating
pothead, you know maybe he won't feel a thing.

make sure, after you steal the bike, that he wasn't drug trafficking with a bike frame stuffed full of dope or smack.

Thanks for the suggestions. They are all pretty good. :thumb:
I cant wait to hit my local trail and rough up some poor old granola eating
pothead, you know maybe he won't feel a thing.

Ahh, this old stereotype comes up again.

Ahh, this old stereotype comes up again.

I wonder why? Most of the people I like to ride with are beer drinking thugs who are trying to tweak it out over the next "hip".