Road Cycling - Please welcome our new moderator, Xavier.

Xavier will be the new moderator for this forum. Xavier comes from bullteksports (http://www.bullteksports.com/) and is very knowledgeable (woo, a big word) in the sport of bicycling.

If you see a need for a moderator in this forum, you can find Xaviers email at the top of the road biking forum index, or the webmasters email at the bottom of every page on this site.

Have a good day. http://www.bikeforums.com/ubb/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by webmaster (edited 05-03-2000).]

Heck all you misdirected souls...welcome him!!!

Greetings from Indian Summer California 2005 Xavier...5+ years LATER???

Welcome aboard! You poor soul! LOL

fashionably late hello! :beer:

Is Xavier still a moderator? Did he ever have a presence?

As I was reading, I was thinking "this is the guy from Bullteksports who totally jerked me around the last time I tried to get a deal. What the heck is Joe thinking?"

Then I saw the date of the original post.

55/Rad

Good God! I didn't know that there could be a resurrection of such a magnitude on the forums, but then I always get bested by the members... :D

Koffee

@Xavier

http://www.wackyb.co.nz/yh/yb6_aud_h1.jpg

Hello? Hello? Anybody there? Echo....

I'm wondering how to greet him as if it was the past while still considering it's the present.

Hello Xavier, I will hope that you will have had stuck around for a while. I will hope that you will have been a good mod.

Biker2004 = thread necrophiliac. :)

hi

where is this person?

Watch out.

Raiyn is coming.

Hi Xav! Thanks for being the moderator - I don't envy you the job, but it must be done. I appreciate the bikeforums posters and especially the moderators - makes this my second favorite internet site!

http://oldpanels.homestead.com/files/oldpanels/gravedigger.jpg

Thank goodness that's an old post. For a moment, I thought Koffee had been canned ... ;) .

Read The Whole Thread Before Replying.

Yep... I didin't even look at the date.... sorry.

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/02_cart.jpg
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/02_oldmn.jpg
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.

Welcome aboard Xavier! Don't forget your hip waders.

I think I promise to behave.

Hey Chopper, that has GOT to be one of THE funniest movie scenes of all time, and Holy Grail is definitely my favourite movie of all time.

Thanks for the chuckle.

Cheers,

Brian

woohooooo Grasschopper! Great scene in one of the best movies ever...

It's only a flesh wound.....

B

This is too funny. It's like a test to see who pays attention.

This is too funny. It's like a test to see who pays attention.

pays attention to what? what are you talking about? i for one welcome wholeheartly our new friend Xavier. ;)

This is too funny. It's like a test to see who pays attention.


I hope these folks *never* ride in traffic.

http://www.poster.net/undertaker/undertaker-darkside-5000331.jpg

This is too funny. It's like a test to see who pays attention.

Yes indeed....and let me just be the first to welcome you to Bike Forums 55/Rad! ;)

Way to go Biker2004. Learn to read.

lmao. Nice :) Thankfully - while I seldom bother looking at post dates, i read context :p

Welcome Xavier, well, the only thing I can say has already been said by Paul McCartney-

"You say yes, I say no.
You say stop and I say go go go, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello.

I say high, you say low.
You say why and I say I don't know, oh no.
You say goodbye and I say hello
HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE hello hello
HELLO GOODBYE I don't know why you say goodbye, I say
hello
HELLO GOODBYE HELLO GOODBYE hello hello
HELLO GOODBYE I don't know why you say goodbye
HELLO GOODBYE I say goodbye.

Why why why why why why do you say goodbye goodbye, oh no?"

The Beatles

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/02_cart.jpg
MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
[clang] Bring out your dead!
CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/inlines/02_oldmn.jpg
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
MORTICIAN: He isn't.
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN: I can't take him...
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...
MORTICIAN: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He
won't be long.
MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost
nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?
MORTICIAN: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there
something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER: Right.
[clop clop]
MORTICIAN: Who's that then?
CUSTOMER: I don't know.
MORTICIAN: Must be a king.
CUSTOMER: Why?
MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.
We watched that scene in History recently. I'ts still one of the best scenes in the whole moive :D

Watch out.

Raiyn is coming.

Good, I've had a serious craving for blue text, spelling flames, and totally useless cut'n'paste graphics lately.

We watched that scene in History recently. I'ts still one of the best scenes in the whole moive :D

Um... I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question. Why are you watching Monty Python in history class?

Granted, it is probably a realistic depiction of peasant life in the early Middle Ages, but still...

Um... I'm going to ask what may be a stupid question. Why are you watching Monty Python in history class?

Granted, it is probably a realistic depiction of peasant life in the early Middle Ages, but still...

We are learning, or just finished learning about the black death (HINT HINT) and my teacher wanted to pretty much do what you exactley said, but hey WHY NOT! :D

lol nice post necromancy.

It was the killer rabbits. Poor Xavier.


:eek:

Wow, first response is bumping a 5 year old thread! :D