Foo - How do you handle "sidewalk hogs"?

You're on a narrow sidewalk and there's someone walking towards you that is taking more than their fair share of sidewalk. The person is oblivious to you and you are about to bump shoulders. On your right is building so you can't go that way. On your left is a busy street. What do you do?

I assume you are walking. Sometimes you just have to say "Excuse me" as you shoulder your way past.

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I usually slam into them knocking them on their asses. When they look up with that angry face, I spit on them. If I'm feeling really aggressive, I'll whip it out and pee on them.

I usually slam into them knocking them on their asses. When they look up with that angry face, I spit on them. If I'm feeling really aggressive, I'll whip it out and pee on them.

yup. Me too.

I usually slam into them knocking them on their asses. When they look up with that angry face, I spit on them. If I'm feeling really aggressive, I'll whip it out and pee on them.

yup. Me too.May you two never meet.

I bump into them and take their wallet.

May you two never meet.

:lol:

I bump into them and take their heart.

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I usually slam into them knocking them on their asses. When they look up with that angry face, I spit on them. If I'm feeling really aggressive, I'll whip it out and pee on them.

What, no teabagging?

What, no teabagging?It's not recommended to do that to a conscious victim.

What, no teabagging?

Dude! I'm not a jerk. :p

People just naturally get out of my way. Dunno exactly why, but it's probably because I walk like I'm gonna run someone over. :p

I usually just flash my "piece".

I usually just flash my "piece".

They double up with laughter? That's a pretty good idea...

It's not recommended to do that to a conscious victim.
Now I just spit out some of my Crystal Light reading that. Damn.

I smile and say hello! :)

I smile and say hello! :)

you would. :p

I smile and say hello... WITH MY FISTS

*nod*

Unsafe's new avatar makes me really nervous.

It's always the quiet ones.

...and usually the bunny-shaped ones, but only if they're also quiet ones.

...and usually the bunny-shaped ones, but only if they're also quiet ones.

True dat. I learned that from Monty Python.

...and usually the bunny-shaped ones, but only if they're also quiet ones.

You wonder what weird thing you're going to find on your doorstep in the morning when you see these avatars.

I usually find it's very effective to let out the Howard Dean scream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshnhEHBtO4&feature=related) as loudly as possible. Trust me, people will move away.

They double up with laughter? That's a pretty good idea...

:notamused:Guess I left that wide open.

I usually find it's very effective to let out the Howard Dean scream (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yshnhEHBtO4&feature=related) as loudly as possible. Trust me, people will move away.Ditto for looking/acting/sounding/smelling like or being Steve Ballmer.

You wonder what weird thing you're going to find on your doorstep in the morning when you see these avatars.Bunny poop, most likely.

How's my new one?

How's my new one?Your new bunny poop is just fine.

Ditto for looking/acting/sounding/smelling like or being Steve Ballmer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc)

Geeeez, did somebody give this guy icy Hot as chamois lube??? :twitchy: Plus he clearly doesn't know the difference between four and five words... Or the appropriate use of antiperspirant. Did he eat it instead of applying it?

Trip em' and push em' in front of a car.

Just a suggestion.

Get that a lot here in the city, where some of the ghetto types do it on purpose. I develop big shoulders and keep on walking.