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gman26
01-29-09, 10:30 PM
to the devil? Well, have you?


4doorhoor
01-29-09, 10:33 PM
Let me guess, you were molested as a child and all the other kids made fun of your weight problems ever after?

gman26
01-29-09, 10:35 PM
Let me guess, you were molested as a child and all the other kids made fun of your weight problems ever after?

nope, I just need some money. Need to pay off the IRS.


4doorhoor
01-29-09, 10:36 PM
Me too, sell your body. Souls don't exist.

Siu Blue Wind
01-29-09, 10:37 PM
Moved to Foo per OP's request.

Thetank
01-29-09, 10:37 PM
see its stupid @ss threads like these in this section of the forum that makes everyone else in the cycling community assume everyone who rides fixed is a childish little hipster A-hole!

Siu Blue Wind
01-29-09, 10:38 PM
Ass is not censored. Just sayin'. So quit cher cryin'. :p ;)

REMspeedwagon
01-29-09, 10:38 PM
wat

gman26
01-29-09, 10:39 PM
see its stupid @ss threads like these in this section of the forum that makes everyone else in the cycling community assume everyone who rides fixed is a childish little hipster A-hole!

childish - yes.
a-holes - no!

or is it the other way around?

gman26
01-29-09, 10:41 PM
Me too, sell your body. Souls don't exist.

If I can sell something that doesn't exist, I don't lose anything.

RubenX
01-29-09, 10:42 PM
So I have been writing arse in vain for almost a year...

Siu Blue Wind
01-29-09, 10:46 PM
sumptin like dat.

AllenG
01-29-09, 10:50 PM
Can't one get TARP money for making bad deals now?

UnsafeAlpine
01-29-09, 10:58 PM
I've tried. He's not buying.

gnome
01-29-09, 11:00 PM
You may want to read the fine print on that sale contract, just ask Dr Faust.

fuzzbox
01-29-09, 11:25 PM
I've been told I'm soulless. I like to think I never had one.

PATH
01-29-09, 11:33 PM
Mephistopheles will be by presently if you care to sell your soul. It does exist. You will be paid. The repercussions are rather serious. So you all laugh now and ask the Dark One to send someone to you so you can make the deal. It does not exist right. So you go right on and sell it!:thumb::roflmao2::lol:

RubenX
01-29-09, 11:38 PM
I was offered $10 bucks :(

PATH
01-29-09, 11:39 PM
What do you want for your soul?

RubenX
01-29-09, 11:41 PM
Jeez! at least a $20...

PATH
01-29-09, 11:47 PM
Be careful what you wish for even in jest. (Strike up the sinister laugh and eerie music aat this point!):D

UnsafeAlpine
01-29-09, 11:49 PM
I'd sell my soul for 5 grand.

PATH
01-29-09, 11:51 PM
You see you must be specific or you could find yourself minus your soul andin possession of 5000 dollars in Monopoly Money!:D

RubenX
01-29-09, 11:52 PM
*finds a 20 bill on the floor*

Show yourself PATH! I know is you!

PATH
01-29-09, 11:53 PM
Haa haa Haaa!!! It is not me but people should not mess about this so called non-existant stuff. No good can come of it. Someone else will come if you call and you don't want that. No. You certainly don't!:D

UnsafeAlpine
01-29-09, 11:54 PM
5000 US dollars, in a pile of non-consecutive 20 US dollar bills, meaning I'd receive the money all at one time.

PATH
01-29-09, 11:56 PM
5000 US dollars, in a pile of non-consecutive 20 US dollar bills, meaning I'd receive the money all at one time.

Done. The 5000 dollars will be coming to you presently. Haa Haa haaaaaaaaaaa!!!!:D

x136
01-29-09, 11:56 PM
Sold my soul for all it buys.

MrCrassic
01-30-09, 01:52 AM
I sold my soul for Circuit City to survive.

Too bad that didn't work out.

gman26
01-30-09, 07:00 AM
I was thinking more like $50,000.00.

Tude
01-30-09, 07:03 AM
:cry::cry::cry::cry: AND I was refused!!:cry::cry::cry::cry:

ModoVincere
01-30-09, 07:04 AM
I dance with the devil by the pale moonlight all the time.

WJ13US
01-30-09, 07:06 AM
I sold mine for a fiddle made of gold.

jsharr
01-30-09, 07:15 AM
traded not sold. I got a delicious replicating bass.

Will G
01-30-09, 08:10 AM
I never sold my soul to the devil. However, I have been known to rent it out on occasion.

KingTermite
01-30-09, 08:16 AM
have you sold your soul...to the devil? Well, have you?
Yes, but thanks to depreciation, I only got $1.19.

vtjim
01-30-09, 12:38 PM
Not yet, but I'll be buying an iPhone next week.

:eek:

Scratcher33
01-30-09, 12:49 PM
ass

x136
01-30-09, 01:09 PM
I sold mine for a fiddle made of gold.

http://www.freewebs.com/devin_futurama/robotdevil1.jpg

"Wouldn't a solid gold fiddle weigh hundreds of pounds and sound crummy?"

"It's mostly for show."