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Ed in GA

01-30-09, 12:31 PM

"Tatooing while you wait." :wtf:

While you wait????

Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?

This is actually the name of a business in a small town not far from where I live.

artifice

01-30-09, 12:32 PM

Pet Outfits

bikingshearer

01-30-09, 12:35 PM

Is there some new technology that I'm not aware of that allows you to drop off a body part, have it tatooed, then come back and pick it up later?

Only for apendixes (apendices?), gall bladders and the like.

UnsafeAlpine

01-30-09, 12:35 PM

For those glowing pet eyes in pictures- Peteye Remover.

Second Mouse

01-30-09, 12:44 PM

"Oops Discount Tatoo Parlor"

Alfster

01-30-09, 12:47 PM

I think I've posted this before, however it's the business name that's made me laugh the most.

Local GP in a small Saskatchewan town:

Doctor Zbeetnoff (yes the Z is silent)

AllenG

01-30-09, 12:49 PM

Maxie Price Used Cars

They are just down the road from here.

UnsafeAlpine

01-30-09, 01:16 PM

There was a muffler repair shop close to where I lived called "No Muff To Tuff."

Kum & Go is always a classic.

ModoVincere

01-30-09, 01:17 PM

wax off

Ka_Jun

01-30-09, 01:18 PM

Wanna Buy a Watch? (http://www.wannabuyawatch.com/)

Kum & Go makes me laugh to this day.

ModoVincere

01-30-09, 01:19 PM

penisland.net

edit: Fixed to avoid confusion and sending others to a porn site they may not wish to visit.

markhr

01-30-09, 01:23 PM

"Tatooing while you wait." :wtf:

While you wait????...

It got and held your attention didn't it?

UnsafeAlpine

01-30-09, 01:25 PM

penisland.com

penisland.com is a porn site.

penisland.net is a pen selling site.

ModoVincere

01-30-09, 01:26 PM

penisland.com is a porn site.

penisland.net is a pen selling site.

if you say so...I aint trying either one at the office.

Ed in GA

01-30-09, 01:26 PM

It got and held your attention didn't it?

Anything that stupid usually does.

artifice

01-30-09, 01:27 PM

http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1966/101/25/185107131/n185107131_33960627_5474.jpg

UnsafeAlpine

01-30-09, 01:27 PM

if you say so...I aint trying either one at the office.

I just checked. :p

x136

01-30-09, 01:33 PM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/252/445363725_4c49d62774.jpg

These trucks get a laugh out of me every time.

Bizurke

01-30-09, 01:44 PM

Dick Witham Ford (car dealer) - Finally changed to just Witham Ford after many years.

Ka_Jun

01-30-09, 01:47 PM

Duling optical. (http://www.nexport.com/company.cfm?company=1782971_DULING_OPTICAL_ONE_HOUR_SUPERSTORES_CONTACT_LENSES_RETAIL_HUTCHINSON_MN)

Can't imagine this vision store is too popular w/ Tagalog/Filipino speakers. (http://www.tagalog-dictionary.com/cgi-bin/search.pl?s=duling)

LP560

01-30-09, 01:48 PM

penisland LOL!

Engyo

01-30-09, 01:48 PM

Cartalk's law firm Dewey, Cheathem & Howe.

AEO

01-30-09, 03:11 PM

[/URL]http://www.dicksondata.com/ (http://www.*****presents.com/)
[URL]http://www.therapistfinder.com/
http://www.powergenitalia.com/
http://www.speedofart.com/
http://www.gotahoenorth.com/
http://www.choosespain.com/
http://www.mammotherection.com/
http://www.nycanal.com/
http://www.childrenswear.co.uk/

ehidle

01-30-09, 03:17 PM

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_RX2uz5fR3dA/SMahGZXKKuI/AAAAAAAAE7E/gDK-BSfUZ9E/s512/eh-photo0015.jpg

OldRoadGuy

01-30-09, 03:20 PM

Spearmint Rhino

Wordbiker

01-30-09, 03:25 PM

When I first moved to Pagosa there was a restaurant here named "Squat 'n Gobble".

Anyone surprised they went out of biz?

OldRoadGuy

01-30-09, 03:27 PM

When I first moved to Pagosa there was a restaurant here named "Squat 'n Gobble".

Anyone surprised they went out of biz?

Sounds more like a command than a business name.

jsharr

01-30-09, 03:41 PM

When I first moved to Pagosa there was a restaurant here named "Squat 'n Gobble".

Anyone surprised they went out of biz?

Someone should start a carpentry business and call it " I wanna nail you" or "cutting corners":innocent:

x136

01-30-09, 03:48 PM

Someone should start a carpentry business and call it " I wanna nail you" or "cutting corners":innocent:

TOTALLY HAMMERED
Your Local Screwing Experts

nekohime

01-30-09, 04:04 PM

http://www.fuchs.com/images/top_fuchs_logo.gif

Fuchs lubricants.

x136

01-30-09, 04:16 PM

http://www.wheelenhancement.com/Images/Fuchs7x15_obw.jpg

Fuchs wheels.Fichst.

jsharr

01-30-09, 04:32 PM

TOTALLY HAMMERED
Your Local Screwing Experts

i hope word is taking notes.

Alfster

01-30-09, 04:56 PM

http://www.fuchs.com/images/top_fuchs_logo.gif

Fuchs lubricants.

I had a friend with that last name. He went to great lengths making sure you understood the proper pronunciation: feeyooks

x136

01-30-09, 05:04 PM

feeyooksThanks, I've always wondered what the preferred pronunciation is. I figured it wasn't "****s", but the closest I could come up with was "fooks".

root11

01-30-09, 05:41 PM

time to break out the funeral homes in buffalo...

Amigone http://www.amigonefuneralhome.com/

and not as classic Bury and Roberts funeral home.

BoSoxYacht

01-30-09, 06:29 PM

Spearmint Rhino
a stupid name, but the food is good:rolleyes:.

Tom Stormcrowe

01-30-09, 07:22 PM

http://www.1134.org/gallery/main.php/v/stan/signs/aaa.jpg.html

Chinese Food anyone? Check out this nAME!

Lamplight

01-30-09, 07:31 PM

There's always this:

http://www.dirtydickscrabs.com/

And the magazine "Popular Woodworking" has changed their web address, but it used to be www.popwood.com. :lol:

LesMcLuffAlot

01-30-09, 07:34 PM

http://www.marksman-ind.com/***_Brgs.JPG

ManBearPig

01-30-09, 07:42 PM

Caspar_s

01-30-09, 08:20 PM

Never thought about it before having lived there with it:

OK supermarkets

In South Africa, which of course meant the competition came up with...

Hypermarket.

Also:

Pick n Pay.

AllenG

01-30-09, 08:28 PM

Hal F. Wright attorney at law

Hal had the good sense to take his middle initial off of his sign this year.

x136

01-30-09, 08:34 PM

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1388/dsc0169dv3.jpg

...Do what now?

Velomancer

01-30-09, 11:59 PM

Su, Grabbit & Runne (lawyers)

Cue

01-31-09, 12:07 AM

Hal F. Wright attorney at law

Hal had the good sense to take his middle initial off of his sign this year.

I don't get it. :(

ascend

01-31-09, 03:04 AM

half right

ilikebikes

01-31-09, 07:29 AM

I like this one.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y167/stumpyspic/fookin.jpg

Jynx

01-31-09, 08:42 AM

This is a place by me. Doodyman Plumbing

http://www.thedoodyman.com/

half_bent

01-31-09, 09:07 AM

I think there is a fine line between dumb and clever. I'm just not sure which side these are on:

www.busybeaver.com

www.superiorerection.com

both are safe for work.

UnsafeAlpine

01-31-09, 09:10 AM

The classic Beaver Liquors (http://www.beaverliquors.com/).