Foo - Man I love toilet paper!

I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?

Thanks for sharing!:p:thumb:

My bathroom. Looking at the countless scraps scattered by my dog, and he looking smug with what's left of the roll in his mouth.

I like the stuff that's not so soft you wanna do a Mr. Whipple, but not so rough you're doing rhinoplasty on your hiney.

I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.

Washing your pants a lot more, one would hope.

Hands too.

Hands too.One of 'em, at least.

I definitely miss it when I have to go and there's none around.

One of 'em, at least.

I'm a righty.

TMI!

must.
not.
laugh.

I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?

You'd be somewhere out in the boonies, reciting, "Wipe with the left. Eat with the right."

Thanks for sharing!:p:thumb:

I just threw up in my mouth a little. :twitchy:

No matter how poor I am I will never skimp on TP!

Cheap TP is the worst, might as well use sandpaper...

Pardon me, but can you spare a square?

My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.

My wife regulary buys some butt greasing toilet paper with aloe added. do no want.

she trying to tell you something?

she trying to tell you something?

my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.

my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.

I was gonna 'fix' this, but then I'd have to ban myself.

I was gonna 'hit' this, but then I'd have to out myself.

not that there is anything wrong with that'd it for you.

my butt greased is more disgusting, if you can imagine that, than my butt ungreased. just so you know.

Hey Jon, I dare you to use this as your sig. ^^^^^

I have posted worse and been sigged before I think. Wordbiker had something about anal lube I posted if I recall correctly.

Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??

Hmm... without TP...

More automatic bidet systems that work like a car wash: Spray soap, rinse, then a clearcoat, finally an air drying cycle.

Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??

I just say something like "Tonights mexican night". They usually blush and I get to laugh when out the door.

Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??

I use reverse psychology. Once I stopped at the store with a friend and he laughed at me when I picked up my customary 12 pack (cheaper bought in bulk, and I don't like running out!), calling me "Sir-sh1t-a-lot"

I just marched back to the aisle and picked up a second 12 pack.:D

Hmm... without TP...

More automatic bidet systems that work like a car wash: Spray soap, rinse, then a clearcoat, finally an air drying cycle.

can I interest you in a hand wax?:innocent:

there are many uses for toilet paper, including tepee-ing houses :D

Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??So don't buy it at the store. Do your grocery shopping, then waltz on over to the Costco, get one of those flatbed carts, and stack as many 48-packs on there as you can. And one bar of soap.

My wife uses so much t-p that the bearings on the dispenser get hot.

So what are you, a folder or a wadder?

My wife uses so much t-p that the bearings on the dispenser get hot.

So what are you, a folder or a wadder?

They make TP dispensers with bearings? Are there grease fittings or are they sealed bearings? Thrust or roller? I want to hear more about this.

They make TP dispensers with bearings? Are there grease fittings or are they sealed bearings? Thrust or roller? I want to hear more about this.

The vintage ones had an oil port; The newer ones have sealed needle bearings.

The good ones have an integrated disc braking system to keep an errant pull from unloading the whole roll.

Plus a little extra float to save wear and tear on your knees. Those get pricey though

I wonder if pcad has the ceramic bearing model.

I wonder if pcad has the ceramic bearing model.

The latest fad is Carbon Fiber. Nice and light, and it makes for a sexy looking TP roll. Many are concerned with durability, and afraid of something like that splintering too close to the tush, tho

I mean, shoot, where I;d be without it?

Correction - where would Dave Barry be without it? He'd be broke - no toilet paper jokes.

-Kurt

Baby Wipes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Toilet Paper.

Oh.. and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flaf_3tofA4&feature=related) had to be posted IMHO.

Correction - where would Dave Barry be without it? He'd be broke - no toilet paper jokes.

-Kurt

I wasn't aware of these. I feel they'd be perfect to share on this thread tho so please, if you will.:D

If I have time to take some pictures later, I'm totally going to show you city folks how to properly use a JC Penney catalog page for this task. It's not how you think.

I wonder if pcad has the ceramic bearing model.

pcad does not use tp. he waits for it to HTFU, then chips it off with a chisel made of self loathing.

If I have time to take some pictures later, I'm totally going to show you city folks how to properly use a JC Penney catalog page for this task. It's not how you think.

Here, we use Neiman Marcus. And our pinkies stick out when we wipe:D

Chuck Norris does not use tp. he waits for it to HTFU, then jump starts it with battery cables attached to his nipples.

Walker, Texas Rangered it for y'all

Here, we use Neiman Marcus. And our pinkies stick out when we wipe:D

umm, i think you misunderstand the term "finger foods"

umm, i think you misunderstand the term "finger foods"

nom nom nomm......retch

Does anybody else have this hangup about buying TP while out grocery shopping? I mean, here you have a big package of like 18 rolls of something that everybody knows what you're going to use it for, and it's like you have an EIGHTEEN-PACK, which means you are planning to do a LOT of that thing. Isn't that embarrassing, or am I too obsessive about such matters??

I got over all that after buying the bulk packs of pads or tampons for the wife and daughter.

Here, we use Neiman Marcus. And our pinkies stick out when we wipe:D

How very "upper crust".

Did I mention I wanna get the f outta here?:(