Foo - HARDCORE: What do you do when you have evacuated and there is no paper?

Okay.....what do you do now? Huh!??

get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.

get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.
That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"

get up and get some from under the sink. It ain't gonna wipe itself, no matter how long I sit there.

We have an unlimited supply of baby wipes :) Try it, you'll like it! :thumb:

well, duh - if I've left the building I can just go to a newsstand.

That or... "MOM!!!!!!!!!!!"

I am married, so I yell for one of the kids, or just take a shower.

We have an unlimited supply of baby wipes :) Try it, you'll like it! :thumb:

+1, got some adult flushable wet wipes for free, now I couldn't be without them. Very good for those of us with sensitive stomachs, that turns into sensitive buttholes after something goes wrong. :(

+1, got some adult flushable wet wipes for free, now I couldn't be without them. Very good for those of us with sensitive stomachs, that turns into sensitive buttholes after something goes wrong. :(

That's almost TMI, even for me.

flushable wipes are the shizznit for the shizznit

shizz - nit!!

http://www.pajamadeen.com/images/gomer-pyle-jim-nabors.jpg

That's almost TMI, even for me.

:lol:

You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself. :rolleyes:

:lol:

You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself. :rolleyes:

:lol:O dear lord!

:lol:

You have not heard the worst of it. When my boyfriend had salmonella, he was telling me what color his poop was in case he had to go to the ER and couldn't tell the docs himself. :rolleyes:What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?

I keep reading material in the library, er, I mean bathroom. We haz paper.

What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?

Home Depots usually have restrooms too ("Hoderes" for short), tho I can't speak to the quality of their toilet paper.

Come on gang there is no wipeable material or kids, wife, significant other, or anybody else!!! You are in a public john for instance.....

HARDCORE choices............

What, he didn't go to Home Depot and pick out the appropriate paint chips?

he's too lazy. Didn't document it with the digicam either.

I would look for a rabbit.

I would look for a rabbit.

What? No Bass for the .................:innocent:

I was always taught while mtn climbing or hiking to use smooth flat leaves.

I was always taught while mtn climbing or hiking to use smooth flat leaves.Leaves of three, great for wipey!

Leaves of four, Emergency room door

use the three sea shells.

Doesn't look like many people here have camped or traveled in the 3rd world....

Keep a few Kleenex Pocket Packs around.

Left hand wipe, right hand eat.
errr, or was that right hand wipe....?

Left hand wipe, right hand eat.
errr, or was that right hand wipe....?
BTW, this is why some cultures never eat food with their left hand. In their eyes, doing something like picking up a burger with both hands is kind of gross....

What? No Bass for the .................:innocent:

Nope (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80452394/)

Doesn't look like many people here have camped or traveled in the 3rd world....

Been there, done that in Latin America. Couldn't imagine me using fingers, so I'd ALWAYS carry a small roll of TP in my daypack when traveling around. Also done some multiweek backcountry travel. I'd start with a roll of TP and a paperback book. I'd mke sure to read a few pages each day, because if you run out of TP, you start using the book.

Leaves of three, great for wipey!

Evil X, bad X, bad.

Been there, done that in Latin America. Couldn't imagine me using fingers, so I'd ALWAYS carry a small roll of TP in my daypack when traveling around. Also done some multiweek backcountry travel. I'd start with a roll of TP and a paperback book. I'd mke sure to read a few pages each day, because if you run out of TP, you start using the book.
It's easier to just use what's available rather than lug it in. Newspaper is typically available just about everywhere if you pass anywhere near civilization. Due to the lack of plumbing, you don't need to worry about clogging anything. In nature, there are leaves, though you need to know which ones not to use...

If at a gas station or something like that and you realize there is no toilet paper, a serviceable option would be to cut a sock into appropriately sized strips. ;)

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w158/edhladek/DSC00737.jpg

...works in a pinch!

so you just pooed there?

You could totally pull the hairs out of your legs and weave them into a reusable wool toilet tissue.

so you just pooed there?I think you'll find the answer in his custom user title.

here is the pic that preceded the minus one sock pic....my buddies legs are pretty whooly...never really paid much attention before


http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w158/edhladek/DSC00726.jpg

Sock was the best option available!

I especially like that your buddy had to make an emergency #2 stop, so you followed him out into the brush to document the event. :P

I especially like that your buddy had to make an emergency #2 stop, so you followed him out into the brush to document the event. :P


...coyotes, wildflowers, javelina..see them everyday, buddy dropping a deuce 30 feet from the road...gotta have a record of that!

I think you'll find the answer in his custom user title.

we are on the same wavelength - duly noted right after I posted that

EDIT: perhaps stinkyfaced from riding too closely behind pooing buddy?

I think two socks would have been more thorough. But that's just me. I'm anal.

Okay.....what do you do now? Huh!??

shoot the hostage.

@ Home: Take bath.

@ Everywhere else: Sacrifice sock or underwear.

Oh and never... NEVER, use an unknown leaf to wipe.... NEVER. :o

especially these - ouch

http://www.gowfb.com/images/Coaster-Company/Dining-Room/100661-la-mesa-table-detail1.jpg

Bare hand. Wiped onto hair. Put hat back on.

Wash hands with lots of soap, 'cause I'm not disgusting.

I was up on the roof, a nice vantage point for this story.

The supervisor was very vocal about his need for the facilities. Spotting his opportunity, my co-worker rushed down the scaffolding and got in the port-a-potty first, pissing the supervisor off, but leaving him no choice but to wait.

The co-worker climbed back up the scaffolding with a funny grin on his face. He says, "Just wait".

Shortly after we hear the supervisor bellowing like a wounded water buffalo, screaming the co-worker's name. We look over, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes...he shows us the huge wad of TP he'd stolen out of the port-a-potty.

No one on the crew stopped laughing for an hour once we heard what the sup had used instead: the linings of his pockets.

Bandanna first time, socks as back-up.

HAHA (http://stupidhurts.org/wp-content/gallery/misc/a914b19a66f4f8994fd8832e052db260bff1.jpeg)

LINK MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME. MILD LANGUAGE WARINING.

edited by jsharr.

...coyotes, wildflowers, javelina..see them everyday, buddy dropping a deuce 30 feet from the road...gotta have a record of that!

eaten alive clad in lycra, shorts around ankles, dropping a poo. What a an ignomineous end.

I was up on the roof, a nice vantage point for this story.

The supervisor was very vocal about his need for the facilities. Spotting his opportunity, my co-worker rushed down the scaffolding and got in the port-a-potty first, pissing the supervisor off, but leaving him no choice but to wait.

The co-worker climbed back up the scaffolding with a funny grin on his face. He says, "Just wait".

Shortly after we hear the supervisor bellowing like a wounded water buffalo, screaming the co-worker's name. We look over, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes...he shows us the huge wad of TP he'd stolen out of the port-a-potty.

No one on the crew stopped laughing for an hour once we heard what the sup had used instead: the linings of his pockets.
I personally like to make sure there is TP in any bathroom i use before i need it.