UnsafeAlpine
02-03-09, 10:20 AM
...to kill someone and get away with it? A random nighttime drive by or a carefully thought out plan?
Foo - What's the best way...
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jsharr
02-03-09, 10:22 AM
with love.
UnsafeAlpine
02-03-09, 10:30 AM
I see your evil plan, now. :eek:
AEO
02-03-09, 10:31 AM
totally random stabbing or blunt trauma.
incinerate clothing after job is done.
never rinse and repeat.
never drive to the scene, never loiter around in a convenience store.
incinerate clothing after job is done.
never rinse and repeat.
never drive to the scene, never loiter around in a convenience store.
KingTermite
02-03-09, 10:40 AM
Kill them with useless forum banter that melts their brain. This thread is a good example. I see your plan now!
pgoat
02-03-09, 10:40 AM
who's the lucky kill-ee?
pgoat
02-03-09, 10:41 AM
Kill them with useless forum banter that melts their brain. This thread is a good example. I see your plan now!
Oh, wait; it's us:lol:
Oh, wait; it's us:lol:
AEO
02-03-09, 10:44 AM
death from exhaustion, possibly sexually
jsharr
02-03-09, 10:51 AM
with this
KingTermite
02-03-09, 10:57 AM
death from exhaustion, possibly sexually
Prison gang ****?
Prison gang ****?
AEO
02-03-09, 11:02 AM
no, just sheer stamina and technique.
UnsafeAlpine
02-03-09, 11:03 AM
with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl8DEwRZUK0)
What's with you and love today? You feeling all emo or something? :p
What's with you and love today? You feeling all emo or something? :p
KingTermite
02-03-09, 11:06 AM
no, just sheer stamina and technique.
I take it you are enjoying your life on the chain gang? :thumb:
I take it you are enjoying your life on the chain gang? :thumb:
superdex
02-03-09, 11:08 AM
softly, with his song
KingTermite
02-03-09, 11:09 AM
softly, with his song
:lol:
:lol:
AEO
02-03-09, 11:10 AM
I take it you are enjoying your life on the chain gang? :thumb:
no, these pile drivers outside my house are driving me nuts.
no, these pile drivers outside my house are driving me nuts.
Psydotek
02-03-09, 11:12 AM
It's been said a car accident is one of the least untracable methods of assassination.
AEO
02-03-09, 11:16 AM
kill them with carcinogens.
The burnt crispy black food items are carcinogenic if ingested.
The burnt crispy black food items are carcinogenic if ingested.
jsharr
02-03-09, 11:17 AM
softly, with his song
see post 9:innocent:
see post 9:innocent:
timmyquest
02-03-09, 11:18 AM
http://k53.pbase.com/u38/slowpokebill/large/24809014.Icicle.jpg
CliftonGK1
02-03-09, 11:26 AM
If you really want to get away with it, run him over while he's riding a bicycle. That one's pretty much a free pass these days.
superdex
02-03-09, 11:37 AM
see post 9:innocent:
it's the 'can't watch the video' version, a public service, if you will.
but to answer the question seriously, if you know the person, you're already hosed. Now, a complete stranger...
it's the 'can't watch the video' version, a public service, if you will.
but to answer the question seriously, if you know the person, you're already hosed. Now, a complete stranger...
jfmckenna
02-03-09, 11:45 AM
It's been said a car accident is one of the least untracable methods of assassination.
Especially when a bike is involved.
Especially when a bike is involved.
jsharr
02-03-09, 11:46 AM
So if I run over the guy's car on my bike, I am golden, right?
UnsafeAlpine
02-03-09, 11:50 AM
So if I run over the guy's car on my bike, I am golden, right?
Yes, wait, what?
Yes, wait, what?
AEO
02-03-09, 11:55 AM
attack of THE MONSTER BIKES!
quick! everyone run for your lives!
quick! everyone run for your lives!
x136
02-03-09, 05:45 PM
If you really want to get away with it, run him over while he's riding a bicycle. That one's pretty much a free pass these days.I was going to post this if it hadn't been posted.
Be sure to tell the police that you didn't see him/her, maybe that they swerved out in front of you.
Also, have pathetic insurance.
Be sure to tell the police that you didn't see him/her, maybe that they swerved out in front of you.
Also, have pathetic insurance.
Grumpy McTrumpy
02-03-09, 05:47 PM
just make sure to send me my foo jersey before the cops nab you
jgedwa
02-03-09, 06:19 PM
If you have no record up until now, it is very easy with only really a few minutes of planning.
Alternatively there is always the murder-swap option: I have someone I would not mind seeing buried. We could each take care of each other's problem. And then, once we also kill all the Foosters who read this, we are home free.
jim
Alternatively there is always the murder-swap option: I have someone I would not mind seeing buried. We could each take care of each other's problem. And then, once we also kill all the Foosters who read this, we are home free.
jim
UnsafeAlpine
02-04-09, 10:11 AM
Never take out a large life insurance policy on the victim.
ModoVincere
02-04-09, 10:13 AM
Never start a thread asking about this....leaves an obvious trail. :innocent:
UnsafeAlpine
02-04-09, 10:14 AM
I think my only victim may be myself... :(
Wordbiker
02-04-09, 10:21 AM
Get them to listen to Emo music.
They'll off themselves given time.
They'll off themselves given time.
UnsafeAlpine
02-04-09, 10:27 AM
Get them to listen to Bruce Springsteen's music.
They'll off themselves given time.
pcad'd it for you.
They'll off themselves given time.
pcad'd it for you.