Typical pirate, eye patch, scruffy beard, peg leg etc goes into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his britches. :eek: Bellys up to the bar and says "Yar, shiver me timbers and pour me some grog!"
While the bartender is pouring he looks at the pirate, notices the steering wheel and says " Hey, matey, you got a steering wheel sticking out of yer britches."
Pirate looks at the bartender and says " Yar, and it's drivin' me nuts!!" :D

boooo !!!!

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