Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - God, help me

Leaving the cafeteria today:

Girl: HEY!! You're that guy!
Me: What?
Girl: That crazy bike rider, is that your bike(commenting on my bike, which I am holding...)?
Me: Yes.
Girl: You ride so fast everywhere
Me: Well, I always ride that fast
Girl: Where are the shifters?
Me: Shifters?
Girl: Yeah, how do you shift?
Me: It doesn't have any
Girl: <gives blank look>
Me: It's called a singlespeed, it only has one gear combination
Girl: Oh...is that why you go so fast?
Me: Not really, I just do
Girl: How? You can't shift!
Me: You pedal faster to go faster, do you remember your first bike?
Girl: No...My boyfriend has a bike, its got shifters
Me: Okay
Girl: I should tell him that having only one gear makes you fast
Me: I'm late for class, bye
Girl: Do you know my boyfriend?
Me: Bye<hop on bike, ride away at top speed>

I guess some people just don't get it...

was she good looking?

Really ditsy, obviously. I would not have wanted to talk to her for any longer than I had to.

wow. she must not have known how cool you are. you two should've shared a koolaid jim jones style. red tastes like cherry. orange tastes like orange.

She was so confused about the concept of not shifting it was unbelieveable.

she's a crackhoe i bet.

wow. she must not have known how cool you are. you two should've shared a koolaid jim jones style. red tastes like cherry. orange tastes like orange.

But purple (http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~reli291/Jonestown/Jonestown.html) , there's a flavor. I tell you what.

I tell you what.

Beta Man = Hank Hill?

Really ditsy, obviously. I would not have wanted to talk to her for any longer than I had to.
You didn't answer the question. Was she hot?

You didn't answer the question. Was she hot?

Yes, but incredibly stupid

Yes, but incredibly stupid
mmmmm... tell me more...

mmmmm... tell me more...


I think I will let your mind wnader with it...all I will say is "Blonde, small"

she was on crack an you know it. yup.

she was on crack an you know it. yup.

which she? Treckie or the blonde?

which she? Treckie or the blonde?

i thought trekkie was a guy... he's a lesbo? O_o

i just think all the dumb people are on crack nowadays.

I am a guy...just more of Karstens "humor"

I am a guy...just more of Karstens "humor"

oh. (my message is too short... blarg!)

I am a guy...just more of Karstens "humor"

Wow, who knew? Sorry, I didn't know that at all. Wow. I mean, news flash, wow...

Small, blonde, attractive, but ditsy. Oh, well, too bad. The brain is the most important sex organ, you know... :D

Small, blonde, attractive, but ditsy. Oh, well, too bad. The brain is the most important sex organ, you know... :D

Eventually, you gotta have conversation. Though, I once dated a woman who scored 1450 out of 1600 on the SAT. I guess, in that situation, I was, the dits.

She was fun to be talked at by.

Cute girls have cute friends. Even if you don't want to date her, then maybe you want to date one of her friends. It's networking man, get on the ball here.

Girl: I should tell him that having only one gear makes you fast


Obviously her boyfriend is inadquate. Sure sounds like she was trying to pick you up. Why don't you just use her for sex and then try to do her girlfreinds?

Obviously her boyfriend is inadquate. Sure sounds like she was trying to pick you up. Why don't you just use her for sex and then try to do her girlfreinds?

Yeah. Theres an idea. Now I can get the clap. No way. Not only would that force at least a little conversation, which would SUCK, I do have a girlfriend.

which she? Treckie or the blonde?
Wait, I'm confused, Trekkie jonses crack?

Should have offered to let her try out the bike. Then you'd know if it was worth the relationship.

I had a similar experience in the Niagra Falls area back in the late eighties...

I do have a girlfriend.
So?? :rolleyes: ;)

Y'all are bad, and mean.



So?? :rolleyes: ;)

I do have a girlfriend.

Yeah, but do you have the patch kit?
:D:D:D:D

I had a similar experience in the Niagra Falls area back in the late eighties...


Breakfast club.

Breakfast club.

Ding!

Ding!

What do I win?

What do I win?

A date with Jim Kerr.

A date with Jim Kerr.

Does he put out on the first date?

Ask Chrissy Hynde.

I thought Chrissy was still married to Ray Davies...or am I behind the times?? :(

Ask Chrissy Hynde.

Is she gonna be on the date too? Who pays for the date, or is it dutch?

Ask Chrissy Hynde.

http://images.art.com/images/products/regular/10045000/10045726.jpg

I always did like her voice.

I thought Chrissy was still married to Ray Davies...or am I behind the times?? :(

About two marriages behind. She went from Ray Davies to Jim Kerr (talk about opposite ends of the spectrum). I think she had a kid with each. She's now married to a french artist and advocates blowing up burger king establishments in her free time.

She's now married to a french artist and advocates blowing up burger king establishments in her free time
But not back on the chain gang...yet

I saw the Pretenders on their last tour about a year ago. Chrissy still rocks as hard as she did 20 years ago!! And IMO she's aged very well compared to a lot of other rockers. Maybe it's her vegan diet / lifestyle...

Rock 'n' Roll!!!

I saw the Pretenders on their last tour about a year ago. Chrissy still rocks as hard as she did 20 years ago!! And IMO she's aged very well compared to a lot of other rockers. Maybe it's her vegan diet / lifestyle...

Better than Debra Harry (of Blondie fame). Wow, Debra took a couple of hits..

Yeah, but hits of what??? :eek:

Yeah, but hits of what??? :eek:
OF the stick from the ugly tree.

Better than Debra Harry (of Blondie fame). Wow, Debra took a couple of hits..

Stevie Nicks ain't looking that good these days either. Reminds me of a female Kieth Richards.