Foo - Recommend me a bad habit

At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
Ideas?

Selling girl scout cookies cell-to-cell in the Arkansas State Penn?

Find yourself a reeeealllly young wife who likes money. Then tell her what food allergies you have.

Cigarettes and turbochargers.

hookers are always the answer.

hookers are always the answer.The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.

The ways to die from hookers are either too fast, or too slow and painful.

yes

Scotch, steaks and cigars.

It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.

hookers are always the answer.


As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.

Scotch, steaks and cigars.

It takes a while to eat, smoke and booze yourself to death (unless you're driving, which isn't fair to the rest of us), but they're all pretty enjoyable while you're at it.If you find it not moving along fast enough, that's where the turbochargers come in.

As my mom used to say, if hookers are not the answer, son, then you are asking the wrong question.

Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?

Just curious, what did your mom get you for your 18th birthday?A car with no backseat, ironically.

Unprotected Sex! <--- this would make a great band name

Unprotected Sex! <--- this would make a great band nameUnprotected Sex Pistols, if your name happens to be, or you're willing to go by, Johnny Herpes.

Or Sid Viscous.

At the rate I'm going, I'll probably live to about 120 years old, and I just don't think I'll be able to save enough money. I'd like to kick the bucket around 85 - 90, so I need to find a way to shave thirty years off my life.
Ideas?

Reefer and LSD or if you are looking for a fast track, cocaine. I know these aren't very creative ideas but they are bad and fun.

Or Std Viscous.

Fixed.

Cholera-sausage duels:

from Wikipedia's entry on "duel": (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duel)

"It is said (though not confirmed) that Otto von Bismarck challenged Rudolf Virchow to a duel. Virchow, as the challenged party had the choice of weapons; he chose two sausages, one of which had been inoculated with cholera. Bismarck is said to have called off the duel at once."

Also interesting (but less fatal) is cow dung dueling, from the same article:

"After being challenged to a duel, Abraham Lincoln was said to have picked cow dung at ten paces, which prompted his challenger to cancel it."

(this may all be made up, though--it is Wikipedia)

Is there something wrong with a casual spontaneous suicide plan at that age.

Powercranks - absolutely the worst habit you can get :D

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/markhr/cx%20bike/oncemorefromthetop.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/markhr/powercranks/powercranks.jpg

I was gonna say kitten juggling, or puppy grinding until I saw MarkHR's post. That is a BAAADDDD habit.

gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating

gnawing on your toe nails. not washing your hands before eating

what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?

eat plenty of high sodium, high cholesterol and high hydrogenated cooking oil content foods. aka plenty of fast food intake, daily, at least 2/3 or 3/3 meals should be fast food.

what if you eat with your feet and gnaw your nails at the same time, do you still have to wash your hands?

duh, it's just common sense :innocent:

guitars, guns, and girls.

eat plenty of high sodium, high cholesterol and high hydrogenated cooking oil content foods. aka plenty of fast food intake, daily, at least 2/3 or 3/3 meals should be fast food.

^^That's my game plan.

guitars, guns, and girls.

http://www.johnsonguitarsusa.com/images/machinegun_guitar.jpg

http://www.johnsonguitarsusa.com/images/machinegun_guitar.jpg

she could definitely launch my rocket.

Become a rock star, duh!

Become a rock star, duh!

Are you recommending asphyxiating on your own vomit?

Are you recommending asphyxiating on your own vomit?

That's one of many glamorous possibilities. :thumb:

Have you considered starting a cult? That usually ends well.

Bacon with every meal?

Just start drinking heavily

Pick up Freeriding.

May buy it sooner, rather than later, though.

Bacon with every meal?


Just start drinking heavily

Your way in life lies down the path labeled "Bacon Vodka"

Life, drink it up.

Your way in life lies down the path labeled "Bacon Vodka"

Life, drink it up.

does bacon vodka raise ones cholesterol?

who cares, it is a bad habit, no? So even if it did, it would be a selling point.

Hookers and cheap blow

Hookers and cheap blow

you realize that you have just incurred the wrath of x136, correct?

Hookers who give a cheap blow

Fixed.

Massive amounts of LSD.

Massive amounts of LSD.

How is riding long slow distance a bad habit again?:innocent:

gambling could both suck up cash that could otherwise go to healthcare and expose you to enough 2nd-hand smoke to give you a fine lung cancer in your 80s.

Just go with the old, tried and true method.

Older whiskey,

Younger woman,

and faster horses (or I guess faster cars to update it a bit)

Edit: you can combine the woman and cars into one as in younger, faster woman.

Harem.....

Harem.....

There is nothing bad about that...

Ear wax jelly beans.

Methamphetamine, with or without attempted home-based production thereof.