Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - hahahahaha
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02-06-09, 05:07 PM
this actually sounds like a really funny idea.:roflmao2:
02-06-09, 05:11 PM
It is funny, but as someone who played paintball for awhile, it's still easy to recognize a bad idea. Calling the cops would result in the one guy getting charged with bike theft (not a super serious offence) and the other guy getting charged with assault with a weapon. If he hits someone in the eye and blinds them he'll find himself in even more trouble.
02-06-09, 05:23 PM
I'd do it for the lulz. I've never played paintball, so I cant really connect the amount of pain that this would cause.
02-06-09, 05:27 PM
02-06-09, 07:55 PM
I am posting this ad because I have had 3.....yes 3 bikes stolen from me since i moved to charleston last March! ALL of them were u-bilted and had a cable lock! I AM SICK OF THE BULL****! SO....I have a fully automatic paintball gun that shoots 12-15 balls per second at up to 360fps....if you have a spot where your bike was stolen and would like to get revenge...I plan on buying a mountian bike and setting these theives up for a little payback....Im going to unscrew the front tire and buy a cheap lock and stake out near the bike. Once someone gets on it Im going to fire apporx 50-75 paintballs at them and when they try to take off I plan on the tire coming off and watching them faceplant while getting hit by another 50 paintballs! I DONT CARE IF ITS A 15 YEAR OLD KID OR A 45 YEAR OLD MAN....IM NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY REMORSE FOR THEM WHEN I DO THIS AND PLAN ON CALLING THE POLICE AND GIVING A DESCRIPTION OF..."man limping down ***street covered in bright orange paint just tried to steal my bike" i figure if i get 10 people with this that will make them think ALOT harder before trying it again! from YOUR BIKE BEEN STOLEN? (downtown) (http://charleston.craigslist.org/bik/986771002.html)
02-06-09, 08:05 PM
when the bike thief approches it would be a lot better if he jumped out from a dark corner dressed as a huge bike and try to stuff the guy into a giant potato sack.
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