"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Is it ok to tell a cycling friend that their wife is hot?

I've already talked to my sister about this and she says no but what does she know. I'd like to get a final opinion from other guys.

Some of the bike racers I know have hot wives and I'm wondering if it's ok to tell them. I'm not married, hell I don't even have a girlfriend so I'm totally clueless. I'm thinking I'd say "Man, your wife is hot" and nothing more.

For the admin: This thread has everything to do with bike racing because most bike racers have hot wives/girlfriends and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with this question.

"Your wife is Hot" = bad choice of words. Looks like you will have lots less friends.

"You are a lucky man" = you will probably still have friends after saying this.

"How were you so fortunate to find such a hottie and does she have any single friends?" = A little juvenile, but your friend now knows you are not after his wife, knows that you think his wife is hot, and has no reason to think you will try to 'adjust her chamois' when he is away on the business trip.

(to wife) "you are hot. I don't know why your husband doesn't take better care of you." Only outside of husband's presence. You are likely to end up lying in a bloody pulp in a ditch somewhere after being run off the road by a 'black van with tinted windows' and beaten senseless, but hey, at least you told her (and her husband) that she is hot.

WTF are you thinking? Keep that $#!& to yourself unless asked.

Yes tell your soon to be ex friend you are lusting after his wife....he'll appreciate it.

Some friends asked me what I was looking for in a woman...I said I would be extatic if I could find some one like your wife.

:)

Appropriate ways to say it:

"You are one lucky guy"
"Does she have any sisters?"
"How did you get a woman out of your league?"

I'm totally clueless.

I'm trying not to be too blunt, but I'd stick with your gut feel when it comes to this one.

Meh, I wouldn't mind if you said that depending on how big of a threat I thought you were. But be prepared as I would wing something back like, "Yeah, but if you ever go near her I'll slit your throat." I would probably only tell a REALLY good friend that his wife was hot though.

But that's just me.

You: "your wife is hot"
him: Stares
You: "No man I mean really hot"
him: Stares
You: "I mean not that I want to do her or anything"
him: stares
You: "I'd do her sister though. does she have a sister?'
him: stares
You: "Well, actually I'd do her if she wasn't like...your wife."
You: "Unless your cool with that?
Paramedic: "We're not entirely sure how that CO2 cartridge got there, but it's not coming out on its own"

You're not serious with this question. Are you serious? Really? Why bring it up? Whats the compulsion? You would sound like you were severely socially ******** if you asked anybody this. Worse, you might sound like an avid BMX rider.

I don't believe you. Post pix.

Try it out and send us a video of his reaction.

How serious are you????

are you stupid or what , tell her shes the best piece of ass you've ridden with and see where that gets you

Just do it. Hell his opinion of you will probably be better than my opinion of you.

Yes tell your soon to be ex friend you are lusting after his wife....he'll appreciate it.

Didn't you use your wife's rack as an avatar?

Starting line at Union Vale

Friend Gabe- "Look at that chick! Dammmmmn she's hot!"

Me- "That's my girlfriend."

Starting line at Union Vale

Friend Gabe- "Look at that chick! Dammmmmn she's hot!"

Me- "That's my girlfriend."

Friend Gabe - "So, what, she must have some type of mental disorder or something?"

You're not serious with this question. Are you serious? Really? Why bring it up? Whats the compulsion? You would sound like you were severely socially ******** if you asked anybody this. Worse, you might sound like an avid BMX rider.

That's funny because I actually did do bmx for a while. I think my poor social skills from bmx riding might be transferring over to cycling...yikes.

I guess it's only ok with a really good friend. I just thought some guys might be proud of having a good looking wife.

No wonder you are single and don't have girlfriend! No tact at all!!!

That's funny because I actually did do bmx for a while. I think my poor social skills from bmx riding might be transferring over to cycling...yikes.

I guess it's only ok with a really good friend. I just thought some guys might be proud of having a good looking wife.

Hey, I'd like to have sex with your wife! Would you mind, you know, having some big fight and then leaving for a month or so?

I just remembered this scene from Office Space. Peter goes to the barbeque with his girlfriend and Drew is like "whoa the chochskis girl, i wonder whos she's with?" and Peter replies: "She with me" with a big smile on his face. I probably got it from that scene.

Well, is your friend male or female?

Starting line at Union Vale

Friend Gabe- "Look at that chick! Dammmmmn she's hot!"

Me- "That's my girlfriend."

Happened to me too !! At New Britain crit many years ago :lol:

People tell me all the time I have a hot wife. That's fine. I take it as a compliment to me and her. But if I ever thought they wanted to advance I would hurt them really, really, really badly.

Ask them if they want to race for pinks.

Didn't you use your wife's rack as an avatar?
Yes, but (a) you did not see her face, (b) I had her permission, and (c) she was wearing my sponsors t-shirt.

Ask Substructure. ;)

I really wouldn't care as long as you told me in a polite way. "I think your girlfriend is hot" is perfectly acceptable to me. "I'd like to bend your girlfriend over the hood of the SRAM Neutral Support vehicle" is taking it way too far.

As a matter of fact, I'd probably tell you that you should tell her. You're just telling me something I already know. Go boost her ego, mines already big enough.

Ask Substructure. ;)

As stated previously:

http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=8335861&postcount=23

:)

Is it ok to tell a cycling friend that their wife is hot?

Only when joining them for a spitroast.

I just remembered this scene from Office Space. Peter goes to the barbeque with his girlfriend and Drew is like "whoa the chochskis girl, i wonder whos she's with?" and Peter replies: "She with me" with a big smile on his face. I probably got it from that scene.

Yeah ya see that's the thing movies are like you know different from real life :rolleyes:

A guy I used to race with bought my wife flowers.... Discuss

A guy I used to race with bought my wife flowers.... Discuss

What kind of flowers?

What kind of flowers?

She threw them away so I never saw them. Good question though.

A lot of teammates told me my ***** was hot.











Photo of the ***** in question:
http://petbook.s3.amazonaws.com/715424_200.jpg

If he has one, you can tell him his mistress/girlfriend on the side is hot, after all, that what he has her for, to make his male friends jealous, but DO NOT tell him his wife is hot.

ask them if they want to race for pinks.




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I've already talked to my sister about this and she says no but what does she know. I'd like to get a final opinion from other guys.

Some of the bike racers I know have hot wives and I'm wondering if it's ok to tell them. I'm not married, hell I don't even have a girlfriend so I'm totally clueless. I'm thinking I'd say "Man, your wife is hot" and nothing more.

For the admin: This thread has everything to do with bike racing because most bike racers have hot wives/girlfriends and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one with this question.

Why would you tell that to them? They presumably already know this if they're married to these women.

I say don't do it.

I've got a friend with a hot wife. Probably a good enough friend that I could tell him that she's hot and he wouldn't care. Only he's also a cop, so I aint saying ****.

It's not so much what you're saying....

Damn, this thread is a hoot.

It has to be said...

this thread is worthless without pics.

A lot of teammates told me my ***** was hot.




Photo of the ***** in question:
http://petbook.s3.amazonaws.com/715424_200.jpg

Jack Russell?

I proposed a new thread: Pictures of hot wives of those you race against

Two things:
Sex with your wife (http://www.hulu.com/watch/56639/saturday-night-live-sex-with-your-wife#s-p1-st-i0)

and:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3995/2374908925d80522f01ewo8.jpg

Jack Russell?

whippet/foxhound.
http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v648/89/106/5300624/n5300624_37072223_1712.jpg

http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v143/89/106/5300624/n5300624_33981340_9783.jpg

Ann Landers
Dear Abby
Miss Manners
Now Bikeforums.net????

Two things:
Sex with your wife (http://www.hulu.com/watch/56639/saturday-night-live-sex-with-your-wife#s-p1-st-i0)

and:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3995/2374908925d80522f01ewo8.jpg

The complete disdain on their faces.
I lol'd

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/broncorocks/Anchorman/MassiveErection.jpg

"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

A guy I used to race with bought my wife flowers.... Discuss


jeez, what'd you do?

Only when joining them for a spitroast.


hahaha, they must call it something else in the usa?


a picture is worth a thousand words. :) bags not though

Two things:
Sex with your wife (http://www.hulu.com/watch/56639/saturday-night-live-sex-with-your-wife#s-p1-st-i0)

and:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3995/2374908925d80522f01ewo8.jpg

And people sometimes ask "how did you overlap" or "bump my wheel?"