PDA

View Full Version : .




Chris L
04-29-04, 09:50 PM
A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
Chris L
04-29-04, 09:50 PM
A nose walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you, you're off your face!"
Falchoon
04-29-04, 11:33 PM
Oh dear...
NZLcyclist
04-30-04, 12:25 AM
It must be an Australian thang me thinks.....
Hopper
04-30-04, 03:16 AM
Sounds like something we'd say.

Two men walk into a bar, you would have thought one of them would see it.

A man walks into a bar with one shoe on. The bartender says, "Looks like you've lost a shoe."
The man says, "No I found one."

Ba Boom ch
Chris L
05-04-04, 09:40 PM
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?


A: One. The rest are all true stories.
Chris L
05-04-04, 09:41 PM
What''s black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?



A nun with a spear through her head.
Chris L
05-04-04, 09:41 PM
How many IBM employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?


10,000: one to hold up the light bulb, and 9,999 to turn the building around.
trekkie820
05-04-04, 09:45 PM
Man, I wish I could share some of the ones that I have heard...
Hopper
05-05-04, 02:31 AM
Come on... do it!
townandcountry
05-05-04, 08:15 AM
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

"Oh, look. Donut seeds."
trekkie820
05-05-04, 11:15 AM
Come on... do it!

Can't. I like Bikeforums.net too much to be removed.
trekkie820
05-05-04, 11:21 AM
Why was the blondes belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend was blonde too.
trekkie820
05-05-04, 11:24 AM
A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!
trekkie820
05-05-04, 11:26 AM
Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?
In case she had to draw some blood.
trekkie820
05-05-04, 11:26 AM
those are the few one-liners that I can tell that WON'T get me booted
Chris L
05-15-04, 04:05 AM
What did the lepper say to the hooker?

Keep the tip.
Chris L
05-15-04, 04:06 AM
What did the lepper say to the hooker?

If you loved me, you'd swallow that.
cycletourist
05-15-04, 10:19 AM
Why did they stop the leper's hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.
LittleBigMan
05-15-04, 09:02 PM
A banana peel and a banana are robbing a store.

"Don't worry," says the peel. "I've got you covered!"
Are you sure you don't drink, Chris?

:D
LittleBigMan
05-15-04, 09:04 PM
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?

"Oh, look. Donut seeds."
Why did I open this thread?
Chris L
05-15-04, 11:00 PM
Are you sure you don't drink, Chris?

:D

Are you sure I really need to? :eek:
ngateguy
05-16-04, 08:37 AM
Whats green and red and goes 100mph?


















A frog in a blender :D
Stacey
05-16-04, 09:15 AM
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop the knoll overlooking the herd. The young bull turns and says "Let's run down there and have us a heffer!" The old bull looks him square in the eye and says "I say we mosey down there and have 'em all."
Stacey
05-16-04, 09:17 AM
Two dogs were chasing a third across a field when one turns and says "This is a b!tch ain't it?" The second one, with his toung dragging replies "It d@mn well better be!"
TrekRider
05-16-04, 03:26 PM
A women walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A drunk yells out "Hey, where'd you get the pig?'

"I'll have you know, sir, this is a duck!" the lady haughtily responded.

The drunk replied "Shut up, fatso, I was talking to the duck."