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04-29-04, 11:34 PM
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS:The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
CUBE FARM:An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING:When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
CROP DUSTING:Surreptitiously passing wind while walking thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIEDOGGING.
SITCOMS:Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY:A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
SWIPEOUT:An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY:Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.**
WOOFYS:Well Off Older Folks.
ASSMOSIS:The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
CUBE FARM:An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING:When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
CROP DUSTING:Surreptitiously passing wind while walking thru a cube farm, then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust; leads to PRAIRIEDOGGING.
SITCOMS:Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STRESS PUPPY:A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.
SWIPEOUT:An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
XEROX SUBSIDY:Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking an electronic device to get it to work again.**
WOOFYS:Well Off Older Folks.