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KrisPistofferson
02-14-09, 06:35 PM
Which handgun goes best with a Roehloff Speedhub?




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ModoVincere
02-14-09, 06:38 PM
kind of going contra here.....a Thompson TC contender. :)
Custom chambered for 700 nitro.


what color bike is faster?
Michigander
02-14-09, 06:38 PM
Anybody pluck their pubes with channel locks?

AEO
02-14-09, 06:39 PM
disc brakes for my rivendale with carbon fork, which levers, campy, shimano or sram?
classic1
02-14-09, 06:42 PM
Which handgun goes best with a Roehloff Speedhub?

Grant Peterson recommends which handgun goes best with a Roehloff Speedhub on your Rivendell
ModoVincere
02-14-09, 06:42 PM
Which Wal~Mart bike would be best...Magna or Next?
KrisPistofferson
02-14-09, 06:42 PM
I actually stole this from the first troll thread thread long, ago, but still my favorite:



Where can I get a swastika jersey from?
AEO
02-14-09, 06:44 PM
screw the traffic cops.
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 06:55 PM
What iPod drowns out traffic noise the best?
AEO
02-14-09, 07:01 PM
driver nearly ran me over at night on my 56x15, brakeless, platform pedal, black, reflectorless, lightless fixie wtf?
UnsafeAlpine
02-14-09, 07:06 PM
Can someone tell me why you'd use brakes on a fixie?
AEO
02-14-09, 07:12 PM
roadies don't wave back to me.
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 07:23 PM
Buzzing cyclists for sport.
AEO
02-14-09, 07:25 PM
help me with grinding off all these useless frame braze-ons for my fixie
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 07:50 PM
help me with grinding off all these useless frame braze-ons for my Hetchins fixie

Fixed it to truly horrify. ;)
UnsafeAlpine
02-14-09, 07:56 PM
My bike makes a weird noise, diagnose it please.
KrisPistofferson
02-14-09, 07:57 PM
help me with grinding off all these useless frame braze-ons for my 1929 Paramount fixie

Fixed. :D
no1mad
02-14-09, 08:28 PM
'I have a dual suspension mtb. I want to start commuting on it. How should I set it up?'
jsharr
02-14-09, 08:29 PM
Go ahead ask Pcad anything
AEO
02-14-09, 08:33 PM
The pcad appreciation thread.
no1mad
02-14-09, 08:39 PM
Does this saddle make my arse look big?
x136
02-14-09, 08:41 PM
"Why do all you bike riders dress like total f**s?"
x136
02-14-09, 08:42 PM
"Updating Schwinn Varsity -- Dura-Ace, Red, or Super Record?"
x136
02-14-09, 08:44 PM
"Building up my Indy Fab Ti Crown Jewel... Will Shimano Tourney group fit?"
AEO
02-14-09, 08:44 PM
what to do about unwanted budging and where do you put it while riding?
x136
02-14-09, 08:45 PM
what to do about unwanted budging and where do you put it while riding?"Are nullos more aerodynamic?"
AEO
02-14-09, 08:45 PM
triple or compact and what cassette? I'm too lazy to search
x136
02-14-09, 08:45 PM
"Got a DUI on my bike. Going to drive instead."
jsharr
02-14-09, 08:46 PM
Why don't you roadies wave?
jsharr
02-14-09, 08:48 PM
Do you guys wear underwear under those tight shorts?
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 08:55 PM
Why don't they allow recumbents in the Tour?
AEO
02-14-09, 08:56 PM
obama

or is a P&R title cheating?
x136
02-14-09, 09:01 PM
"Bikes are toys for children."
AEO
02-14-09, 09:05 PM
titanium, carbon, steel or aluminum, what's the best?
jsharr
02-14-09, 09:07 PM
I was just riding along when ---------------
AEO
02-14-09, 09:08 PM
Capt. Kirk or Capt. Picard?
Star wars or Star trek?

I am seriously running out of material.
x136
02-14-09, 09:08 PM
"You know, maybe we deserve to have rednecks throw bottles at us."
AEO
02-14-09, 09:09 PM
Fatal Flaw in your bikes! Recall will happen!
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 09:10 PM
Huffy makes an awesome bike!
AEO
02-14-09, 09:11 PM
should I get my first bike from bikesdirect, ebay or my LBS?
x136
02-14-09, 09:12 PM
Huffy makes an awesome bike!Correct. One.

http://www.bikefanclub.com/gallery/data/507/4Serotta1.jpg
no1mad
02-14-09, 09:22 PM
I'm turning my hybrid into a road bike. Should I put the grip shifts on the flats, hoods, or in the drops?
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 09:31 PM
Correct. One.

http://www.bikefanclub.com/gallery/data/507/4Serotta1.jpg

Did Huffy actually make the bike...or just paint a Serotta with their logos?
x136
02-14-09, 09:32 PM
Did Huffy actually make the bike...or just paint a Serotta with their logos?Little known fact: The Serotta team rode rebranded Huffys.
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 09:34 PM
What's the best ________ ?
x136
02-14-09, 09:37 PM
"Cervelos suck."
no1mad
02-14-09, 09:38 PM
Tell me again why I can't ride towards oncoming traffic.
AEO
02-14-09, 09:39 PM
what happened in FG/SS and road a while back where WWW3 and 4 broke out?
Wordbiker
02-14-09, 09:39 PM
New Mac virus!
no1mad
02-14-09, 09:42 PM
Is the Sette mess bag from pricepoint.com a good deal?