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Ms. Vicki,

In post # 52 (the picture from the Big Hair Prom), I suspect that one of the babes might really be you.

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Thanks for all your posts.

My money sez far left.

Ms. Vicki,

In post # 52 (the picture from the Big Hair Prom), I suspect that one of the babes might really be you.

WHICH ONE ARE YOU?

Thanks for all your posts.

Nope. I never had big hair.

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You might be a redneck when your bicycle is equipped with a shotgun rack.

You might be a redneck when your bicycle is equipped with a shotgun rack.

I wish I had one on my bike. Its hard to carry a shotgun while riding.

You might be a redneck if...


...you're over at my house!

You might be a redneck if the inside walls of your home are wallpapered with old beer bottle labels!

(I saw this in a guy's house in East Vassalboro, ME).

Ooops, looks like the work of one pissed off redneck mama!

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You might be a redneck when you name your two children Walker and Texas Ranger.

A very pregnant mother of a 3 year old steps out of the shower and her little girl asks her, "Mommy, why is your belly so big?" Not wanting to lie to her daughter, the mom explained that, "your little brother or sister is inside mommy's belly, because that is where babies grow; inside mommy's bellies."
The little girl seemed satisfied with the answer, but then asked, "Do you have a baby inside your butt too?"


Gotta love the honest observations of children............

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Ooops, looks like the work of one pissed off redneck mama!

No big deal, he'll just paint it camo, and live in a motel, lol. She can't be a redneck, she spelled both words correctly.,,,BD

You might be a redneck...

...if you say "drug" when you mean the past tense of "to drag" and you know it's right because everyone you know says it too.

...if you went to a school that closed for the beginning of hunting season.

...if your pastor says church services will be brief this Sunday because someone forgot to lock the cage and most of the snakes got away.

You might be a redneck...

...if you say "drug" when you mean the past tense of "to drag" and you know it's right because everyone you know says it too.

...if you went to a school that closed for the beginning of hunting season.

...if your pastor says church services will be brief this Sunday because someone forgot to lock the cage and most of the snakes got away.

A school I taught at in east Texas actually really DID close down the first day of hunting season!!

a redneck bathing suit contest....

Is that hair on her upper lip?

You might be a redneck if ...
-you have a coozie covering your shifter.
-you have a memorial sticker for a friend on your rear window. It has dates, "in memory", and their name. But the biggest letters of say "BUD LIGHT".

A school I taught at in east Texas actually really DID close down the first day of hunting season!!

Yes ma'am, I was basing that one on my personal experience too. When I lived in the depths of rural Idaho every school in the region shut down on the first day of hunting season. If anyone remarked on it negatively there was always someone to remind him or her that if it was a school day, attendance would be way below 50% anyway and even some of the teachers mightn't show up.

Ms. Vicki,

I haven't been here much lately, and when I do visit, I see all this animosity against rednecks. In the past, maybe the very distant past, were you once jilted by a mullet-headed minion of east Texas?

You might be a redneck when...

* your favorite decor is that of the confederate flag.
* you take roadkill home for dinner.