MsVicki
When Joe changed the forums up, the redneck joke thread was lost. Here are a few of the redneck pictures that were lost. Anyone got any more?
How about those Redneck Olympics?
How about those Redneck Olympics?
You might be a redneck...
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MsVicki
I like this redneck fishin' hole...
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Redneck car alarm...
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A redneck wedding announcement..
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Redneck dawg...
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A redneck high rise...
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Redneck swimming pool..
Chris L
A redneck high rise...
I saw one of those today near Gatton. I am not kidding!
I saw one of those today near Gatton. I am not kidding!
MsVicki
I saw one of those today near Gatton. I am not kidding!
I can believe that. Rednecks are everywhere! Right down the road from me, about a mile away, is the perfect redneck house. Christmas icicle decorations hanging from the roof in mid-June, old cars in varied states of disrepair sitting in the yard, a Rebel flag flying proudly from a flagpole in the yard, about 15 dogs running around all over the place, and people (clothed about like the people in the pictures of this thread) sitting out on the front porch watching the cars go by at all hours of the day or night. I would have taken a picture of the place to post on this thread if I was not afraid the inhabitants of the house who are always sitting on the front porch would be offended.
I have not gazed at the folks on the porch too closely, for fear that I might hear a familiar little 5th grader's voice yelling "Hi, Ms. Vicki" when I amble by on my morning walks.
Seriously, I poke fun at rednecks, but I am sure some folks have thought of me as a redneck before, too, simply because I live out in the country in east Texas. We need all kinds of folks in this world of ours to make things interesting!
I can believe that. Rednecks are everywhere! Right down the road from me, about a mile away, is the perfect redneck house. Christmas icicle decorations hanging from the roof in mid-June, old cars in varied states of disrepair sitting in the yard, a Rebel flag flying proudly from a flagpole in the yard, about 15 dogs running around all over the place, and people (clothed about like the people in the pictures of this thread) sitting out on the front porch watching the cars go by at all hours of the day or night. I would have taken a picture of the place to post on this thread if I was not afraid the inhabitants of the house who are always sitting on the front porch would be offended.
I have not gazed at the folks on the porch too closely, for fear that I might hear a familiar little 5th grader's voice yelling "Hi, Ms. Vicki" when I amble by on my morning walks.
Seriously, I poke fun at rednecks, but I am sure some folks have thought of me as a redneck before, too, simply because I live out in the country in east Texas. We need all kinds of folks in this world of ours to make things interesting!
Sandra
I can believe that. Rednecks are everywhere! Right down the road from me, about a mile away, is the perfect redneck house. Christmas icicle decorations hanging from the roof in mid-June, old cars in varied states of disrepair sitting in the yard, a Rebel flag flying proudly from a flagpole in the yard, about 15 dogs running around all over the place, and people (clothed about like the people in the pictures of this thread) sitting out on the front porch watching the cars go by at all hours of the day or night. I would have taken a picture of the place to post on this thread if I was not afraid the inhabitants of the house who are always sitting on the front porch would be offended.
I have not gazed at the folks on the porch too closely, for fear that I might hear a familiar little 5th grader's voice yelling "Hi, Ms. Vicki" when I amble by on my morning walks.
Hey, Ms. Vicki, I think I know that family!
:roflmao:
I have not gazed at the folks on the porch too closely, for fear that I might hear a familiar little 5th grader's voice yelling "Hi, Ms. Vicki" when I amble by on my morning walks.
Hey, Ms. Vicki, I think I know that family!
:roflmao:
snakehunter
Whats wrong with being a redneck?
capsicum
Motorhome
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/trailerwood.jpg
http://zgeek.com/trailerparkpage/trailerwood.jpg
MsVicki
Redneck love lost...
MsVicki
Dyslexic camper...
MsVicki
Redneck family portrait...ACK!
MsVicki
Redneck measuring tape...
MsVicki
Redneck birthday cake...
HereNT
I must be a redneck - I've had birthday cakes that looked like that.
I think Hamms would be more redneck, but that's just me...
I think Hamms would be more redneck, but that's just me...
UncaStuart
I think Hamms would be more redneck, but that's just me...I dunno. There used to be a Hamms plant in San Francisco. How redneck is that?
::"Hamms, the beer refreshing; Hamms, the beer refreshing."::
::"Hamms, the beer refreshing; Hamms, the beer refreshing."::
Raiyn
I dunno. There used to be a Hamms plant in San Francisco. How redneck is that?
::"Hamms, the beer refreshing; Hamms, the beer refreshing."::
Yes, from the Land of Sky Blue Waters, to you...comes Hamm's; the beer refreshing as the crisp, cool land it's brewed in, the beer that captures for you the wonderful refreshment of this enchanted Northland.
http://www.beer-steins.com/bear7_jp30.jpg
::"Hamms, the beer refreshing; Hamms, the beer refreshing."::
Yes, from the Land of Sky Blue Waters, to you...comes Hamm's; the beer refreshing as the crisp, cool land it's brewed in, the beer that captures for you the wonderful refreshment of this enchanted Northland.
http://www.beer-steins.com/bear7_jp30.jpg
MsVicki
redneck wedding cake
Phiber
Redneck love lost...
Why would you advertise that?
Why would you advertise that?
arboc!
redneck date http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/rude005.jpg
mtnbiker66
I saw this myself,I swear! Rednecks trying to parasail from the bed of an old ford pickup. I thought they were gonna kill the guy in the crash helmet with the rope tied to him.
MsVicki
a redneck wedding reception...
MsVicki
a redneck vacation home....
MsVicki
Redneck motorcycle....
wagathon
You know you're a redneck if you've never worked an honest day in your life and are a white Christian, but only if you didn't vote Kerry/Edwards. :rolleyes:
cycleprincess
redneck wedding cake
Twinkies and ding dongs and ho ho's..Oh my! :eek:
Twinkies and ding dongs and ho ho's..Oh my! :eek:
cycleprincess
a redneck wedding reception...
HEY!! That's my sister!! :D
HEY!! That's my sister!! :D
MsVicki
Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly -- were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm, and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm gettin' a fax!"
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she was finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that. I'm gettin' a fax!"
Blackberry
HEY!! That's my sister!! :D
She's my sister too. And my wife.
She's my sister too. And my wife.
Stacey
She's my sister too. And my wife.
That may be so, but she's my dad.
That may be so, but she's my dad.
A.troll
No doubt about it, I'm a redneck, all right!
mpop
You know you're a redneck if you've never worked an honest day in your life and are a white Christian, but only if you didn't vote Kerry/Edwards. :rolleyes:
So I am a redneck?? And the dems wonder why they are alinating potintal votes? tell me why I should vote for a dem, if I "never earned a honest living"
Oh ya, for the record when I was at my last job, I had one person try to convert me to being a liberal with "you are the poorst republican ever" (he was refering to my income) When I changed jobs back in the end of 2003, I more then doubled my pay, and I am not mid middle class now.
So I am a redneck?? And the dems wonder why they are alinating potintal votes? tell me why I should vote for a dem, if I "never earned a honest living"
Oh ya, for the record when I was at my last job, I had one person try to convert me to being a liberal with "you are the poorst republican ever" (he was refering to my income) When I changed jobs back in the end of 2003, I more then doubled my pay, and I am not mid middle class now.
Stacey
So I am a redneck?? And the dems wonder why they are alinating potintal votes? tell me why I should vote for a dem, if I "never earned a honest living"
Oh ya, for the record when I was at my last job, I had one person try to convert me to being a liberal with "you are the poorst republican ever" (he was refering to my income) When I changed jobs back in the end of 2003, I more then doubled my pay, and I am not mid middle class now.
Huh?
Oh ya, for the record when I was at my last job, I had one person try to convert me to being a liberal with "you are the poorst republican ever" (he was refering to my income) When I changed jobs back in the end of 2003, I more then doubled my pay, and I am not mid middle class now.
Huh?
@ndy
This is a PICK UP..... :D
mtnbiker66
Huh?
Who knows????????
Who knows????????
kwv
redneck date http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/rude005.jpg
Must be an Red Neck down under as it looks like Australia?
Also there are many Match Making Service on the Internet including a redneck match making service http://www.redneckandsingle.com/
Must be an Red Neck down under as it looks like Australia?
Also there are many Match Making Service on the Internet including a redneck match making service http://www.redneckandsingle.com/
Patriot
This is a PICK UP..... :D
Does it have a flux capacitor?
Does it have a flux capacitor?
VegasVic
If your mother's ever come out tof the bathroom and said, "Ya' all come here and look at this before I flush it."
MsVicki
This is why there has been no looting in Texas after Hurrican Rita....
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/katrina_0671.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/MsVicki/katrina_0671.jpg
Stacey
Dem boyz sure know how to take care of bizness! Ye Haw y'all!
highrevs
...and people (clothed about like the people in the pictures of this thread) sitting out on the front porch watching the cars go by at all hours of the day or night. ...
:eek:
Dang!
I must be a red neck. I have many fond memories that involved sitting on the front porch watching cars go by.
:eek:
Dang!
I must be a red neck. I have many fond memories that involved sitting on the front porch watching cars go by.
a77impala
Why does a rednecks chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
boozergut
I must be a redneck - I've had birthday cakes that looked like that.
I think Hamms would be more redneck, but that's just me...
Try collecting HAMMS antiques, that will change your mind.
I think Hamms would be more redneck, but that's just me...
Try collecting HAMMS antiques, that will change your mind.
MsVicki
Floods don't keep rednecks away from a fishing event!
MsVicki
Rednecks moving...
MsVicki
a redneck datemobile...
MsVicki
a redneck bathing suit contest....
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