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LittleBigMan

01-24-02, 08:18 PM

Ever watch a Hollywood car chase?

Just cowboys, 'cept they're driving fast cars.

(Cyclists are the real "cowboys." By the by, I hear tell the best cowboys were short fellas...)

LightBoy

01-24-02, 08:28 PM

Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?

Harry

01-25-02, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by LightBoy
Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?

The BOYS obviously:D

LittleBigMan

01-25-02, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by LightBoy
Interesting annalogy. But if the cops and robbers are the cowboys, who are the cows?
Well...ahem... :eek:

I guess we ain't got no cows! :(

Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

:D

Harry

01-26-02, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Pete Clark

Well...ahem... :eek:

I guess we ain't got no cows! :(

Hole-up, hole-up! We got COWS!

Viva Wendy's, Mickey-D's!

Chick-fil-A says, "Eat more chikin!"

:D

Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys:D :confused:

Chris L

01-26-02, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by Harry
Would that mean that chicken cows are COWardly boys:D :confused:

It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!! :eek:

LittleBigMan

01-26-02, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by Chris L

It's one-liners like this that make me shUDDER!!! :eek:
Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...

Harry

01-27-02, 12:31 AM

Originally posted by Pete Clark

Chris, let's MILK this one for all it's worth...

This get's me CHEESed off:roflmao:

Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS

:mad:

Chris L

01-27-02, 02:37 AM

Originally posted by Harry

This get's me CHEESed off:roflmao:

Take the bull by the horns and stop PATting yourself on the back with your sad TAILS

Aww, come of the GRASS!

LightBoy

01-27-02, 12:20 PM

Okay guys, this is getting old. Can't we MOOve on to something else?

bikerider

01-27-02, 01:30 PM

I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...:rolleyes:

Chris L

01-27-02, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by bikerider
I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...:rolleyes:

Indeed, this thread is the biggest load of BULLs**t I've heard in some time.

Richard D

01-28-02, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by bikerider
I agree with Lightboy, we should STEER the conversation elsewhere...:rolleyes:

Saddlery not it seems. These threads seem to spur a few people on...

Richard

diamondback

01-28-02, 07:22 AM

This is Elsie, say hello.

Matadon

01-28-02, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by diamondback
This is Elsie, say hello.

Elsie, the amazing two-cow, uh, cow, uh, thingie.

Harry

01-28-02, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by diamondback
This is Elsie, say hello.

Diamondback do you know what a cow looks like? It has udders.

diamondback

01-28-02, 12:06 PM

That's udderly perposterous. Cows are fer eatin not milkin.
(these are girl cows)

PS: How did this udderly ridiculous topic wind up on bike forums

diamondback

01-28-02, 12:22 PM

NEXT ON FOX!

Buddy Hayden

01-28-02, 01:46 PM

That cow underneath's eye's a glowin ..............:eek:

capkos

01-28-02, 05:58 PM

.....and you can hear one pooch saying to the other "Hey, check this out , I thought that was "doggie style"!!!

diamondback

01-29-02, 11:22 AM

So this topic is just gonna fade away! Bump one last time!

LittleBigMan

01-29-02, 07:30 PM

Diamondback,

That does not look like an udder, to me.

HardBall

01-30-02, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by Pete Clark
Diamondback,

That does not look like an udder, to me.

That's why his "eye's a glowin".

diamondback

01-30-02, 08:21 AM

It's one big udder

diamondback

01-30-02, 08:47 AM

Argue with the horse!

Harry

01-30-02, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by diamondback
Argue with the horse!

Diamondback this not a cow either.

Buddy Hayden

01-30-02, 01:25 PM

Oh my lord , .... ..It's ........It's Gerry Seinfeld !!!!!!!!:eek: