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02-26-09, 12:36 PM
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
"1. The bartender is a blond woman with a baseball bat.
"2. The bouncer is a BIG blond girl.
"3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
"4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
"5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
"1. The bartender is a blond woman with a baseball bat.
"2. The bouncer is a BIG blond girl.
"3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.
"4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.
"5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."