Tom Stormcrowe
02-28-09, 10:53 AM
Zookeeper, Friedrich Riesfeldt (Paderborn, Germany), fed
his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and
more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the
plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to
give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved
beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation
knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his
head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate
200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one
of those freak accidents that proves "Crap happens."
his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and
more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the
plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to
give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved
beast unloaded.
The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation
knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground where he struck his
head on a rock as the elephant continued to evacuate
200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one
of those freak accidents that proves "Crap happens."
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