Naterider
03-01-09, 06:19 PM
If you were granted one wish would it be to be a stud on the bike, or a stud in the bed?
Foo - Faster on the Bike or Better Lover?
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03-01-09, 06:21 PM
Bike. I am married.
mooxster
03-01-09, 06:26 PM
if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
JayC
03-01-09, 06:28 PM
if i'm already great in bed does that mean i blew my chance to be good on the bike?
+1
+1
garysol1
03-01-09, 06:29 PM
Moving too foo....
kwrides
03-01-09, 06:29 PM
Doesn't matter... they're now proving that pros use Viagra as a performance enhancer on the bike.
You can have the best of both worlds! Just don't wear red bibs please.
You can have the best of both worlds! Just don't wear red bibs please.
cyclezealot
03-01-09, 06:31 PM
I suggest each are mutually compatible. At least on alternating days.
x136
03-01-09, 06:35 PM
I think this poll would be more interesting thusly:
I am a genie. I will grant you one of three wishes. You can:
Be a stud in bed.
Be a stud on the bike.
Receive a crisp $50 bill.
I am a genie. I will grant you one of three wishes. You can:
Be a stud in bed.
Be a stud on the bike.
Receive a crisp $50 bill.
Wordbiker
03-01-09, 06:35 PM
Third option: Faster in bed. :innocent:
Sixty Fiver
03-01-09, 06:37 PM
What is this wishing you speak of ?
AEO
03-01-09, 06:41 PM
ok, so I cheated and chose both :innocent:
patentcad
03-01-09, 06:42 PM
Pcad doesn't need any help putting the bedroom hammer down.
Sixty Fiver
03-01-09, 06:46 PM
pcad - where would you say the viagra helps more ?
MillCreek
03-01-09, 06:48 PM
I can drope the bedroom hammer in the sack. Like a sack of hammers.
AEO
03-01-09, 06:49 PM
EPO or viagra?
MillCreek
03-01-09, 06:52 PM
Viagra? Wouldn't the 36 hour Cialis be better?
huerro
03-01-09, 06:52 PM
Forget the genie.
Get in better shape and you can have both.
Get in better shape and you can have both.
MrCrassic
03-01-09, 06:53 PM
Why would I want to be faster in bed? :p
Pi}{ie
03-01-09, 06:55 PM
I'm good at both ;) sucks to be you boys.
Dannihilator
03-01-09, 06:56 PM
Faster on the bike.
ModoVincere
03-01-09, 06:58 PM
Faster on the bike. Already good in the other place.
Boudicca
03-01-09, 07:04 PM
Why would I want to be faster in bed? :p
Now there's an answer worth framing. :lol:
Now there's an answer worth framing. :lol:
UnsafeAlpine
03-01-09, 07:12 PM
bike. I've never disappointed in bed.
jhota
03-01-09, 07:12 PM
i've never had any complaints about my performance in bed. but maybe i just date considerate women.
i'd pick bike anyway. for many reasons. not least the "each improves the other" consideration.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm
i'd pick bike anyway. for many reasons. not least the "each improves the other" consideration.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4703166.stm
UnsafeAlpine
03-01-09, 07:13 PM
This thread reminds me of this ad.
http://www.adverbox.com/media/watermark.php?src=campaigns/2006/05/gt_bicicles_01.jpg
"Fast. It's corporate policy"
http://www.adverbox.com/media/watermark.php?src=campaigns/2006/05/gt_bicicles_01.jpg
"Fast. It's corporate policy"
USAZorro
03-01-09, 07:27 PM
I don't need to waste a wish for something I already have. One could always be faster on the bike though.
jsharr
03-01-09, 07:28 PM
I sleep with my bike.
patentcad
03-01-09, 07:28 PM
pcad - where would you say the viagra helps more ?
My libido is too wound up. I need the opposite of viagra. Maybe I need vi-sag-gra.
My libido is too wound up. I need the opposite of viagra. Maybe I need vi-sag-gra.
Doohickie
03-01-09, 07:30 PM
Bedroom.
Then again I'm already living out my wish. :innocent:
Then again I'm already living out my wish. :innocent:
no1mad
03-01-09, 07:30 PM
Bike. So that I can spend more time in bedroom *cross-training* with the wife.
no1mad
03-01-09, 07:32 PM
My libido is too wound up. I need the opposite of viagra. Maybe I need vi-sag-gra.
:roflmao::roflmao:
:roflmao::roflmao:
huerro
03-01-09, 08:53 PM
Maybe I need vi-sag-gra.
Is that the Volvo wagon that follows you around with extra lube, rubbers, etc?
Is that the Volvo wagon that follows you around with extra lube, rubbers, etc?
Tinuz
03-01-09, 08:58 PM
hammer in the sack
That must hurt...... :p
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
That must hurt...... :p
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
UnsafeAlpine
03-01-09, 08:59 PM
That must hurt...... :p
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
Some of us can't get any better. Just sayin'... :innocent:
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
Some of us can't get any better. Just sayin'... :innocent:
Tinuz
03-01-09, 09:05 PM
Some of us can't get any better. Just sayin'... :innocent:
You mean, some of you are hopeless, lost causes? Yeah, I can see how that would happen with all those 50+ people on those taint-crushing saddles :p
You mean, some of you are hopeless, lost causes? Yeah, I can see how that would happen with all those 50+ people on those taint-crushing saddles :p
heckler
03-01-09, 09:14 PM
lots off cocky guys in here.
I vote Bike, I can show off riding fast to more people than would let me show them how I am in bed.
I vote Bike, I can show off riding fast to more people than would let me show them how I am in bed.
lauren
03-01-09, 09:16 PM
That must hurt...... :p
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
That's my thinking. I'll never be a pro bike racer, so being all I can be in bed is the better option. :innocent:
Bedroom, The question wasn't whether you were good or not, but would you want to be better. ;)
That's my thinking. I'll never be a pro bike racer, so being all I can be in bed is the better option. :innocent:
Tinuz
03-01-09, 09:44 PM
That's my thinking. I'll never be a pro bike racer, so being all I can be in bed is the better option. :innocent:
I just realized, we tend to end up quoting and agreeing a lot....we must be like kindred souls ;)
But yeah, no pro bike racing for me. Besides, people are easily impressed with bike skills ;).
I just realized, we tend to end up quoting and agreeing a lot....we must be like kindred souls ;)
But yeah, no pro bike racing for me. Besides, people are easily impressed with bike skills ;).
bmclaughlin807
03-01-09, 09:54 PM
Some of us are already blessed in BOTH respects. ;)
Naterider
03-01-09, 09:57 PM
Bike. So that I can spend more time in bedroom *cross-training* with the wife.
make sure and wear hrm and upload data to pc
make sure and wear hrm and upload data to pc
Naterider
03-01-09, 10:03 PM
make sure and wear hrm and upload data to pc
LOL. Then post data in foo...
LOL. Then post data in foo...
ilikebikes
03-01-09, 10:25 PM
Even though my wife tells me Im a great lover, Id much rather be an even better lover than a faster cyclist any day! :thumb:
lauren
03-01-09, 10:43 PM
Even though my wife tells me Im a great lover, Id much rather be an even better lover than a faster cyclist any day! :thumb:
That's the response I'd expect from the boyfriend it he were here. You can never to too good in bed. :p
That's the response I'd expect from the boyfriend it he were here. You can never to too good in bed. :p
StanSeven
03-01-09, 10:54 PM
I don't see both happening. Although I'm now past my cycling prime, I was a competitive runner (100+ miles per week). After dinner and wine, I could barely stay up until 10:00 pm.
But now that my sports are in moderation, things are different.
But now that my sports are in moderation, things are different.
kaotikgrl
03-02-09, 01:26 AM
I was really hoping I’d have both when I read some 19th century medical articles warning men that letting a woman ride a bicycle was unhealthy and dangerous because riding fast would give them an orgasm.
i did get a lot faster though……..
i did get a lot faster though……..
mustang1
03-02-09, 01:43 AM
I wanna be that dude, Jacques Anquetil, on the cover of S3x, Lies and Handlebar Tape. That way I could be both things at once. I think?
mlts22
03-02-09, 03:23 AM
I'll take the bike. Conventional wisdom has it that the fitter one is, the more stamina for other pursuits. So, bike prowess usually means better prowess in other things due to better shape in general.
ilikebikes
03-02-09, 05:00 AM
I was really hoping I’d have both when I read some 19th century medical articles warning men that letting a woman ride a bicycle was unhealthy and dangerous because riding fast would give them an orgasm.
i did get a lot faster though……..
You sick little monkey! ;)
i did get a lot faster though……..
You sick little monkey! ;)
Lamplight
03-02-09, 05:45 AM
I couldn't care less about being a faster cyclists. I don't ride a bike to be fast.
Tude
03-02-09, 06:57 AM
Fast can sometimes not be a good thing ...:innocent: