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Oxymoron
05-07-04, 05:13 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None; it should already be open when his wife brings it to him.


(Blame "A Prairie Home Companion" for that one!)

Sandra
05-07-04, 05:36 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None; it should already be open when his wife brings it to him.


(Blame "A Prairie Home Companion" for that one!)
:rolleyes:
gonesh9
05-07-04, 06:08 PM
I'm proud to open my own beer.

TrekRider
05-07-04, 06:35 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None; it should already be open when his wife brings it to him.


(Blame "A Prairie Home Companion" for that one!)

You are obviously single - or about to be! ;)
randya
05-08-04, 01:36 AM
You are obviously single - or about to be! ;)
No, that would be Garrison Kiellor (sp?)... ;)
cwodave
05-08-04, 04:02 AM
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None, that's a woman's job.
Allister
05-09-04, 06:10 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?

None; it should already be open when his wife brings it to him.


(Blame "A Prairie Home Companion" for that one!)

I believe Paula Poundstone's comeback was:

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?

Who knows? It's never happened.