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nocondorfx
03-04-09, 02:29 PM
saw on a local racers blog that there will be a lakewood crit on may 17th put on by spin. This should be pretty fun! I'm sure there will be tons of spectators too, since everyone in that town walks/skateboards/bikes. :thumb:


CrimsonKarter21
03-04-09, 05:45 PM
saw on a local racers blog that there will be a lakewood crit on may 17th put on by spin. This should be pretty fun! I'm sure there will be tons of spectators too, since everyone in that town walks/skateboards/bikes. :thumb:
Dude, that's freaking awesome! I'll have to see what's up when I go there to pick up yet ANOTHER replacement dial for my BOA shoes.

Speedskater
03-04-09, 06:56 PM
It's been a long time since the last bike race in Lakewood! 1970something at Bonne Bell.


spry
03-04-09, 07:26 PM
Is the race registration age still 21 and over?

nocondorfx
03-04-09, 08:09 PM
Dude, that's freaking awesome! I'll have to see what's up when I go there to pick up yet ANOTHER replacement dial for my BOA shoes.

My sidis have never failed me:p

CrimsonKarter21
03-05-09, 09:48 AM
My sidis have never failed me:p
If you were as strong as me, your Sidi's would disintegrate.


I've made up my mind: Shimano heat moldables, FTW.

Hickeydog
03-05-09, 07:33 PM
Hmmm.......I'm gonna have to check into that. It's been a long, long time since I had a can of whoop *** opened up on me...

recursive
03-05-09, 08:06 PM
If you were as strong as me, your Sidi's would disintegrate.



lolz

garysol1
03-05-09, 08:25 PM
If you were as strong as me, your Sidi's would disintegrate.



Foot sweat and stink will do that.....

presta0684
03-09-09, 12:04 PM
what exactly is a criterium . what goes on and is there a link for more information about?
thankyou

Allegheny Jet
03-09-09, 12:56 PM
what exactly is a criterium . what goes on and is there a link for more information about?
thankyou

It's a race conducted on a "closed course" with laps usually less than 1 mile in length. Race distance varies by catergory and will last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours with the newer riders riding the least amount of time. Riders will frequently chastise each other by saying things like "keep your line", "watch out", " hey WTF", and will even give free advice such as "get the F out of the way". Race intensity will go from a Sunday ride to turbo in a heartbeat, then slow back down only to go turbo and levels beyound. It is not uncommon to see visions of the Virgin Mary and/or old girlfriends above the next straight-a-way ahead.

Scummer
03-09-09, 01:01 PM
It's a race conducted on a "closed course" with laps usually less than 1 mile in length. Race distance varies by catergory and will last anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours with the newer riders riding the least amount of time. Riders will frequently chastise each other by saying things like "keep your line", "watch out", " hey WTF", and will even give free advice such as "get the F out of the way". Race intensity will go from a Sunday ride to turbo in a heartbeat, then slow back down only to go turbo and levels beyound. It is not uncommon to see visions of the Virgin Mary and/or old girlfriends above the next straight-a-way ahead.

You forgot "Slowing", "Stopping", "Car back", "Car up" and most of the times the guys trailing somewhere in the back yelling "Close that gap! Close that gap"

Allegheny Jet
03-09-09, 01:10 PM
You forgot "Slowing", "Stopping", "Car back", "Car up" and most of the times the guys trailing somewhere in the back yelling "Close that gap! Close that gap"

I should also say that the 35+ riders all attempt to make make a "new mathmetic equation" where all riders work to be near the front 1/3 of those racing, but not any closer to the front.:eek:

Jawn P
03-09-09, 01:36 PM
It is not uncommon to see visions of old girlfriends above the next straight-a-way ahead.

In that case, count me in. Look for the last place CAT 5 with long blonde hair.

Allegheny Jet
03-09-09, 01:46 PM
The thought of racing in downtown Lakewood seems like fun. However, I'll be racing that weekend here: http://www.montour75.com/Race_info..html

presta0684
03-09-09, 10:08 PM
sounds like something fun to watch i will have to make my way up there. thankyou for explaining it to me

matt

CrimsonKarter21
03-10-09, 05:20 PM
I had a few grunts 'n' words wityh Greg today and he didn't shine any light on the situation. He did, however, say that there was no bridge on the course.

garysol1
03-10-09, 05:24 PM
Ill be running by the shop tomorrow Mitch. Ill see if I can't shake the tree a little more....

CrimsonKarter21
03-10-09, 06:19 PM
Atta boy.

nocondorfx
03-10-09, 07:35 PM
shake it gary!

Man oh man did i hear a super cool thing happening at rays next year

garysol1
03-11-09, 05:37 AM
shake it gary!

Man oh man did i hear a super cool thing happening at rays next year

spill it...

nocondorfx
03-11-09, 09:38 AM
something that rhymes with

bindoor girt rumps

sweet.

michaelwc
04-14-09, 01:14 PM
nocondorfx-

do you own an audi?

garysol1
04-14-09, 01:17 PM
something that rhymes with

bindoor girt rumps

sweet.

Word....

nocondorfx
04-14-09, 05:47 PM
nocondorfx-

do you own an audi?

in the past.

michaelwc
04-14-09, 09:07 PM
in the past.

your username looks familiar like i've seen it on some of the audi forums.

garysol1
04-19-09, 01:33 PM
News on the Lakewood Criterium:

Team Spin regrets to announce that the Lakewood Criterium, which had been tentatively scheduled for May 2009, has been canceled. We are currently trying to organize the race for 2010. We regret any inconveniences this may have caused.

Allegheny Jet
04-19-09, 04:31 PM
News on the Lakewood Criterium:

Team Spin regrets to announce that the Lakewood Criterium, which had been tentatively scheduled for May 2009, has been canceled. We are currently trying to organize the race for 2010. We regret any inconveniences this may have caused.

Bummer, any word on the Westlake Crits?

spry
04-19-09, 07:32 PM
Drat!
I already purchased a "man thong"to run along side you guys like they do on the left coast.
You can,t return intimate apparel.

CrimsonKarter21
04-20-09, 08:31 AM
Drat!
I already purchased a "man thong"to run along side you guys like they do on the left coast.
You can,t return intimate apparel.

Trust me, I know. Imagine my surprise when I found out I had latex allergies after I put on my body suit complete with zippered mask and ballgag.




Bummer, any word on the Westlake Crits?

Who the Hell knows anymore?

Allegheny Jet
04-20-09, 08:41 AM
Drat!
I already purchased a "man thong"to run along side you guys like they do on the left coast.
You can,t return intimate apparel.

I believe Lakewood has established day's where that attire would be acceptible and even encouraged:;);):innocent: