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03-08-09, 08:22 PM
A mans car breaks down in the middle of the country. He walks up to the farm to ask for help.
Farmer is sitting on the porch with a three legged pig at his side.
"Hey Mr." he says, "I need some help, but what's up with the pig?"
"Don't you ever talk about my pig that way" he says. "That pig save my life the other day. Wood stove caught on fire, he come in a squealin' up a storm. Drug me and Mama out of bed". "And just last week, a burglar tried breaking in. He grabbed that no good varmit by the heel and wouldn't let go until the Sheriff came and got him. So don't you ever talk bad about my pig."
"Sorry Sir, but what happened to his leg?"
"Well son, a pig this good you don't eat all in one sitting"
Farmer is sitting on the porch with a three legged pig at his side.
"Hey Mr." he says, "I need some help, but what's up with the pig?"
"Don't you ever talk about my pig that way" he says. "That pig save my life the other day. Wood stove caught on fire, he come in a squealin' up a storm. Drug me and Mama out of bed". "And just last week, a burglar tried breaking in. He grabbed that no good varmit by the heel and wouldn't let go until the Sheriff came and got him. So don't you ever talk bad about my pig."
"Sorry Sir, but what happened to his leg?"
"Well son, a pig this good you don't eat all in one sitting"