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LittleBigMan
01-26-02, 04:22 PM
If you have the cash, or your insurance company is willing :eek:
get yourself a new heart!

Or, ride a bike...

Buddy Hayden
01-26-02, 05:09 PM
I'm gonna get me one of those new Digital hearts...500 bpm !!:D
Buddy Hayden
01-26-02, 05:15 PM
It also has a "on chest" display unit,LED readout, resting rate of 1 bpm , impervious to fatty foods ....:thumbup:

LittleBigMan
01-26-02, 05:55 PM
I'm saving for a "whole body transplant."
Chris L
01-26-02, 06:07 PM
I might get a second heart to work alongside the one I've got now. Then I could sustain a max heart rate of around 400bpm :eek:
MichaelW
01-27-02, 04:53 AM
I need some eyes in the back of my head.
A F Baker
01-27-02, 09:48 AM
I wouldn't mind having another butt cheek. Imagine the sounds vibrating against a third cheek!:D
LittleBigMan
01-29-02, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by MichaelW
I need some eyes in the back of my head.
If it were possible...

:eek:
A F Baker
01-29-02, 08:09 PM
If you had eyes in the back of your head, you'd have to have holes in the back of your helmet.
EDucator
01-30-02, 04:36 PM
Hmmm, maybe I'll get a new butt as mine has a crack in it:rolleyes:
LittleBigMan
01-30-02, 07:37 PM
Point is, you can't replace your body like an old car.

You've got to invest in it daily. (People my age are more and more acutely aware of this fact.)