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03-10-09, 07:17 PM
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The
Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and my
word is the Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath
so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first
guess.'
Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house
and my
word is the Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath
so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my
robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first
guess.'