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crackerjab
03-12-09, 09:14 PM
When someone accidentally pocket dials you, is it really there junk trying to call you?


Discuss.

UnsafeAlpine
03-13-09, 12:06 AM
:wtf: is wrong with you?
carbonlife
03-13-09, 01:12 AM
A while back a friend's phone used to call me a lot. I could hear her voice in the background and I would yell out "Hey your phone called me!" but she almost never heard me. It never occurred to me that another part of her body may have been calling me. Hmm, now I have to think about that.

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East Hill
03-13-09, 05:44 AM
When someone accidentally pocket dials you, is it really there junk trying to call you?


Discuss.

Do you have a fetish going here?
ehidle
03-13-09, 05:51 AM
:wtf: is wrong with you?

Yeah, no kidding! Don't you know you're not supposed to use an apostrophe to make words plural?
AEO
03-13-09, 06:03 AM
it really sucks when your name is at the top of the list in the address book.
Siu Blue Wind
03-13-09, 06:09 AM
Yeah, no kidding! Don't you know you're not supposed to use an apostrophe to make words plural?

:lol:
Tude
03-13-09, 06:23 AM
>.<
ModoVincere
03-13-09, 06:42 AM
Twas not mine.....my phone only has female contacts :innocent:
pgoat
03-13-09, 06:46 AM
The Rule of Shadiyah (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=518908) determines this to be a thread about sex.
ModoVincere
03-13-09, 06:50 AM
The Rule of Shadiyah (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=518908) determines this to be a thread about sex.

I shall try.
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:12 AM
and somehow I knew right away from the title this was a crackerjab thread.

you just know these things:p
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:12 AM
I shall try.

Others try

you sexify
ModoVincere
03-13-09, 07:14 AM
Others try

you sexify

I am the sex machine of Foo.
That much is true
Some want to talk about ****
But sex talk is really it
looking to have some fun
MV to the rescue will run



:p *yeah its crappy but its off the top of my head*
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:17 AM
Oh, yeahhh....


work it

work it
wolfpack
03-13-09, 07:19 AM
I am the sex machine of Foo.
That much is true
Some want to talk about ****
But sex talk is really it
looking to have some fun
MV to the rescue will run



:p *yeah its crappy but its off the top of my head*

:lol: MV, i don't think you have let me down yet. :lol:
jsharr
03-13-09, 07:24 AM
I cannot control when the thing pees, there is no way I can restrict who it calls. I just hope it uses good phone manners.
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:29 AM
I cannot control when the thing pees, there is no way I can restrict who it calls. I just hope it uses a head set.

Avoided radioactivity for you
jsharr
03-13-09, 07:30 AM
I see what you did there. You cabeza'd it for me.
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:35 AM
Es lo que lo hago
jsharr
03-13-09, 07:38 AM
Muchas Gracias.
pgoat
03-13-09, 07:40 AM
De nada, amigo
jsharr
03-13-09, 07:41 AM
My last boat was named De Nada. It was an old Cal 20 and the name fit it. Still won it's share of races though.
Tude
03-13-09, 08:07 AM
<waves arm wildly>

HELLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Can I haz some of those pills too?
Will G
03-13-09, 08:21 AM
My wife's phone used to call me from her purse all the time. The weirdest one was while she was car dealer's auto service department. She is asking questions about car parts, I'm trying to answer, and it takes a while for my feeble brain cells to realize she is not talking to me.
crackerjab
03-13-09, 08:22 AM
:wtf: is wrong with you?

A lot.


Do you have a fetish going here?

Maybe.


Yeah, no kidding! Don't you know you're not supposed to use an apostrophe to make words plural?

I realized my punctuation error after I posted. I may or may not have been drinking when I posted this last night.
jsharr
03-13-09, 08:28 AM
While we are on the grammer nazi tip, it is their, not there when talking about the possession's of another human.
ehidle
03-13-09, 08:30 AM
While we are on the grammer nazi tip, it is their, not there when talking about the possession's of another human.

:notamused:

:roflmao2:
crackerjab
03-13-09, 08:31 AM
While we are on the grammer nazi tip, it is their, not there when talking about the possession's of another human.

I told y'all I was drinking when I posted. That is both my get out of jail card and go to jail card, depending on where I am.
jsharr
03-13-09, 08:39 AM
How is the hangover treating you?
Wordbiker
03-13-09, 08:46 AM
While we are on the grammer nazi tip, it is their, not there when talking about the possession's of another human.

What do you mean by another human?

*looks around for pods*
KingTermite
03-13-09, 09:19 AM
When someone accidentally pocket dials you, is it really there junk trying to call you?


Discuss.

It's the ONLY way you'll ever get into their pants! :thumb:
crackerjab
03-13-09, 09:19 AM
How is the hangover treating you?

No hangover here.
jsharr
03-13-09, 09:38 AM
Why does that not surprise me!?