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03-13-09, 12:49 AM
It is a story I heard 3 years ago ... people say it is true, who does it know … (not easy for me to match the grammar tenses, but I am sure, you will understand the story) …
In a deep, dark moonless night in the region of the oil-station (on the photo down), a non-identified flying object landed quietly. A stair of green light touched the ground, and 2 Alternative Living Forms – male and female - husband and wife obviously - went down the stair clumsy, breathing the fresh night air.
After wandering in many galaxies, visiting many different planets full of different kinds of life and reason, after contacting with natives, they were so surprised to visit a Planet which looks like their own, but the biggest surprise was to meet a human matching so much to them!!! The YELLOW-GREEN ONE was staying in front of them very seriously, without any sign of fright!!! OH NOOOOO!!! Excited and glad, they decided to contact with HIM beginning with Chinese language friendly – almost the same like their mother language. The YELLOW-GREEN ONE kept quiet. Well, they tried English, after German, after Russian … even Bulgarian in the end, but there was not any response. Attempts including the usage of gestures, facial expressions, ext, felt down … The hope that different kinds of old Sanskrit’s language forms will work resulted in none. In the end, the couple decided to use the Telepathy Device - Telepathytoplaktor VV218 Turbo – the last word of the technique … After fine adjustments and multiple attempts, the red emergency lamp of the device lighted brightly, a thread of blue smoke mixed with the atmosphere and the device refused working … once again all the efforts went in vain. Then the Husband told:
“Well, so proud native I have never seen … obviously the natives of this Planet are very snooty, no possible to contact with them ….”.
“Yes, it is … if you coil your penis several times around your waist and fix its end in your ear, you will be proud like him too …” - was the short wife reply.
In a deep, dark moonless night in the region of the oil-station (on the photo down), a non-identified flying object landed quietly. A stair of green light touched the ground, and 2 Alternative Living Forms – male and female - husband and wife obviously - went down the stair clumsy, breathing the fresh night air.
After wandering in many galaxies, visiting many different planets full of different kinds of life and reason, after contacting with natives, they were so surprised to visit a Planet which looks like their own, but the biggest surprise was to meet a human matching so much to them!!! The YELLOW-GREEN ONE was staying in front of them very seriously, without any sign of fright!!! OH NOOOOO!!! Excited and glad, they decided to contact with HIM beginning with Chinese language friendly – almost the same like their mother language. The YELLOW-GREEN ONE kept quiet. Well, they tried English, after German, after Russian … even Bulgarian in the end, but there was not any response. Attempts including the usage of gestures, facial expressions, ext, felt down … The hope that different kinds of old Sanskrit’s language forms will work resulted in none. In the end, the couple decided to use the Telepathy Device - Telepathytoplaktor VV218 Turbo – the last word of the technique … After fine adjustments and multiple attempts, the red emergency lamp of the device lighted brightly, a thread of blue smoke mixed with the atmosphere and the device refused working … once again all the efforts went in vain. Then the Husband told:
“Well, so proud native I have never seen … obviously the natives of this Planet are very snooty, no possible to contact with them ….”.
“Yes, it is … if you coil your penis several times around your waist and fix its end in your ear, you will be proud like him too …” - was the short wife reply.