Foo - One Woman Keeling Machine ...

Bikeforums.net is a forum about nothing but bikes. Our community can help you find information about hard-to-find and localized information like bicycle tours, specialties like where in your area to have your recumbent bike serviced, or what are the best bicycle tires and seats for the activities you use your bike for.




View Full Version : One Woman Keeling Machine ...


Tude
03-13-09, 10:27 AM
Yes.

It was me.

Seems I forgot I had a container of steamed broccoli with garlic from like, oh ... mid last week.

And it was powerful. That one second "foof" test was enough!

Since I didn't want those fumes in my office area, I decided to dispose of it in the ladies room across the hall.

Stealthily I snuck in the the restroom, dumped the container into the general garbage and ran out:innocent::innocent::innocent:

Oh, the cries of pain.

GOOD GAWD what is that?!?!
WTH is that smell?
I can't go in there, nu-uh - I'm outta here.

Woman with a 2 yr old: SHHHHHHHHEEEEE--EEEWWWW!!!!! Man that is worse than yo diaper!


:D


KingTermite
03-13-09, 10:29 AM
heheee.....I think we've all done something like that before. Funny when a co-worker suddenly ends up with something nasty and/or smelly in their cubicle garbage.

WTH did that come from? It's not mine.

Sure....sure it's not yours. ;)

trsidn
03-13-09, 10:32 AM
Yes.

It was me.

Seems I forgot I had a container of steamed broccoli with garlic from like, oh ... mid last week.

And it was powerful. That one second "foof" test was enough!

Since I didn't want those fumes in my office area, I decided to dispose of it in the ladies room across the hall.

Stealthily I snuck in the the restroom, dumped the container into the general garbage and ran out:innocent::innocent::innocent:

Oh, the cries of pain.

GOOD GAWD what is that?!?!
WTH is that smell?
I can't go in there, nu-uh - I'm outta here.

Woman with a 2 yr old: SHHHHHHHHEEEEE--EEEWWWW!!!!! Man that is worse than yo diaper!


:D




Sometimes, the expedient thing is to dispose of the container also....


Tude
03-13-09, 10:37 AM
Sometimes, the expedient thing is to dispose of the container also....

Thought about it ... a lot, but it's my roommate's and he doesn't have many containers left out of the set that he likes ...

I thought about it real hard, it was that bad:p

AEO
03-13-09, 10:43 AM
well, at least you didn't have to carry pickled garlic on a domestic flight/train ride.

it leaked somewhere along the trip and I could smell it through the 8hrs or so of travelling.

jsharr
03-13-09, 12:36 PM
wow, and I thought you started working on sailboats. I was going to let you fair my keel.

CbadRider
03-13-09, 12:38 PM
Could you have flushed it and disposed of the evidence?

HigherGround
03-13-09, 12:41 PM
What fun would that have been?

HigherGround
03-13-09, 12:46 PM
One of my former co-workers (Todd) once lobbed a bag of garbage across the office at another co-worker (Steve). Steve let it go, believing that revenge is a dish best served cold.

Later that night, after Todd had left, Steve took the bag of trash back to Todd's desk. He opened the bottom drawer (which was mostly empty), placed the bag of trash inside, and then tore the bottom of the bag open. About a week later, Todd opened the drawer, found the trash, and yanked the bag out. All of its contents spilled inside his desk drawer! :lol: It didn't smell bad, but the look on Todd's face was a Kodak moment.

jsharr
03-13-09, 12:47 PM
Why were they throwing KT around the office?

KingTermite
03-13-09, 12:56 PM
One of my former co-workers (Todd) once lobbed a bag of garbage across the office at another co-worker (Steve). Steve let it go, believing that revenge is a dish best served cold.

Later that night, after Todd had left, Steve took the bag of trash back to Todd's desk. He opened the bottom drawer (which was mostly empty), placed the bag of trash inside, and then tore the bottom of the bag open. About a week later, Todd opened the drawer, found the trash, and yanked the bag out. All of its contents spilled inside his desk drawer! :lol: It didn't smell bad, but the look on Todd's face was a Kodak moment.
"Paybacks are hell" isn't a common saying for nothing! :thumb:


Why were they throwing KT around the office?
YOU try to lift me! :p

Tude
03-13-09, 01:09 PM
Could you have flushed it and disposed of the evidence?

Nooooo - This bathroom is the 2nd worst on campus according to the cleaners. It's actually nasty in 3 out of the 7 stalls all the time. And they plug up all the time. Can't tell you how many times they've had to bring in the heavy artillery to unplug a toilet - they leave the main door open and I hear everything.

Including they guys talking. hehe the one guy sounds like Groundskeeper Willie on the Simpsons.

Arrgh this is a tough one!
<uses the snake>
<flush>
Arrrgh - I got the sucker going!

no messing with those touchy things ... :D

lauren
03-13-09, 01:32 PM
Tude, visit the dollar store. They have decent quality plastic containers 2 or 3 for a dollar to prevent such problems. :D

FlyingAnchor
03-13-09, 09:47 PM
Thanks Tude, I needed to laugh today and You made it happen.

And extra points for not flushing.

Steven