Foo - Who Wants My Bass

In 17 words or less, including smilies and dollar signs, let me know who wants to be in charge of my delicious bass while I am on vacation, starting tomorrow until next Saturday. You have two hours from now to post and then I go to bed as soon as I announce a winnerl

I will eat your soul, then your leg. That's all. Okay, maybe your brain, if extant.

(Filler.)

What do I win?

Can I feed it to my cats?

I will host a most awesome athletic event in Foo and am in need of a mascot.

In 17 words or less, including smilies and dollar signs, let me know who wants to be in charge of my delicious bass while I am on vacation, starting tomorrow until next Saturday. You have two hours from now to post and then I go to bed as soon as I announce a winnerl

jsharr,
Please bestow upon me this honor so that I may wield power and pick up women.

Airwick is in the lead.

The winner will have to use the image to help other foosters celebrate birhtday's etc. It may not be chopped, spindled, mutilated or verbally ridiculed very much.

GIGGITYGIGGITYGOO!!


that is why I want your bass.

Airwick is stll in the lead.

Jsharr, Please consider me because I was the first to mention it to you a few hours ago.

It was MY idea, dammit. :notamused:

Oh yeah I forgot, my bass is bigger than jsharr's.

Jsharr, Please consider me because I was the first to mention it to you a few hours ago.

It was MY idea, dammit. :notamused:

I had not checked there. You may want to now.

Oh yeah I forgot, my bass is bigger than jsharr's.

yeah, what else is new?

May be going blue fishing this summer.

We leave in the morning for Port Aransas. May take my son and his best friend out on one of the day fishing boats.

Airwick is stll in the lead.

this is exciting, like an ebaY auction so please give us a countdown timer?

started at 9:16, ends at 11:16ish

I actually don't want it since I have a larger bass.

started at 9:16, ends at 11:16ish

well, I'm in the lead and it's already made Siu jealous. Please remember your bass will be honored and cherished and there is no greater cause on earth than picking up women.

Like a stankified stale old used up fish is gonna bring the women running to you. Try again, buster.

Like a stankified stale old used up fish is gonna bring the women running to you. Try again, buster.

uh uh,.. look above. Your gorgeous self is frothing at the mouth to get jsharr's bass. Killing you softly, isn't it? :p

Not really. He already gave it to me. At our special meeting place.

Danil8tr was there. He saw EVERYTHING.

If only it was a Rickenbacker:(

and jsharr, this battle with Siu is the perfect example of how I will use the power of the bass to wield power and influence women. Much like Clinton abused the power of his office, I promise to abuse the power of the bass.

Thank you for the consideration, good Sir,

Airwick

Not really. He already gave it to me. At our special meeting place.

Danil8tr was there. He saw EVERYTHING.

That I did.

See? SEE?? ^^^^ He knows. I have a witness. *snatches funky dried up fish from Airwick*

Not really. He already gave it to me. At our special meeting place.

Danil8tr was there. He saw EVERYTHING.


That I did.

This gives me the idea of using the bass like the horse's head in the Godfather,.....

Dannihlator is asking to wake up with a fish head in bed.

Airwick is in the lead.I don't want your stupid damn bass (eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen) anyway, you ponce.

This gives me the idea of using the bass like the horse's head in the Godfather,.....

Dannihlator is asking to wake up with a fish head in bed.

Watch it. Danil8tr is my official Foo Valentine. :notamused: As is X. And Kaotikgrl...:innocent:

x136 ascends to the top of the heap

x136 ascends to the top of the heap


What?!?!? For that idiotic reply??

I swear on everything that is holy that if you don't award me your bass your Mother will cry when she sees what I have done to you.

OOoooo!!

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o286/Flycrow/popcorn.gif

I don't know Jsharr, Airwick wants to cut the head off of your bass if he wins.

I don't know Jsharr, Airwick wants to cut the head off of your bass if he wins.

No Sir,.... the bass lying beside you in bed when you wake will be enough to get my point across.
Siu is mine,........

What?!?!? For that idiotic reply??

I swear on everything that is holy that if you don't award me your bass your Mother will cry when she sees what I have done to you.

quality abuse that, but more than 17 words.

No Sir,.... the bass lying beside you in bed when you wake will be enough to get my point across.
Siu is mine,........

You'll never get the fish back.

Exactly like Clinton used Monica Lewinsky, I promise to use the wide mouth of the bass.



Airwick

:innocent:

x136 ascends to the top of the heap**** you and the horse you rode in on! The horse's parents, too! And Rutherford B. Hayes!

You sir, just repaid me for the meh, meh blah day to you song.

Airwick has 16 minutes to respond, but I think you may well have a bass in your future.

God damn you! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, you Soylent-Green-eating, cold-dirty-handed monkey!

You sir, just repaid me for the meh, meh blah day to you song.

Airwick has 16 minutes to respond, but I think you may well have a bass in your future.

jsharr,
Life is short and I have accomplished little. Your bass would make my life worth while.

only for a week though

I don't want that damn bass, it gives me a rash.

Five minute warning!

I seriously don't want your damn bass it gives me a rash.

one minute warning

I still don't want the bass, it gives me a rash.

And the winner is Airwick

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/jsharr/bass/TX_lake7.jpg

Congrats sir. Treat her like a lady and make sure you watch for birthday threads. BTW, the bass is a clone, and Siu holds the original.

It'll send you further down the road.