Foo - The Foo Quadathalon.

Ok, here is how it works.

First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.

in the same hour?

Yes

needs beer.

That was my first thought.....Old Frothingslosh, or Billy Beer would work.

You will surely get many applicants.

Warm pbr will be served with the wings.

Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?

Can't be anyworse than it is cold.

I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.

Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?

That will only come into play if the course has a headwind.

I can do the buffalo wing thing and the work boots. Mine are steel toes and I often will do power walks in them on my lunch hour.

So you're saying your boots were made for walking?

Why not a 56x11 setup, while wearing a parachute?

fixed gear, I think the only 11T lock ring hub/cog is from a speciality maker.

unsure, but suntour made a 12T cog with lock ring.

So you're saying your boots were made for walking?

And that's just what they'll do.

One of these days.................

would you walk all over men if they threw themselves on the floor in front of you?

One of these days.................

These boots are gonna walkalloverYOU. (buddydum, buddydum)

I thought this was about quads.. Whatev

You will surely get manly applicants.

whatever'd it

An 11 up front and a 56 in back would make for a mighty slow ride.

56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.

56 up front and a 13 tooth on the back, in the case of a headwind, a 56x11 with a parachute.

lets use 700B wheels with it's nice 635x37 wheels and tyres.

Let's add a wheel-driven generator that sucks off the first 55 watts to power a headlight!
:)

Ok, here is how it works.

First leg is you have to eat 50 Buffalo Chicken Wings, sans celery or blue cheese dressing.

Second leg is a 2 mile swim in piranha infested waters .

Third leg is a 50 mile bike ride on a fixed gear with 56x13 gearing over hilly terrain.

Fourth Leg is a 10 mile sprint to the finish in work boots.

Could we put the BCW at the end? I think I would not be able to handle that as the first leg, but I'd probably be hungry enough at the end of the other three legs to make a decent effort.

East Hill

This race is too wussy for me to enter..