"The 33"-Road Bike Racing - Central Park report

Steak knives.

...fish.

lawl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

brilliant

nice

lawl.

How'd you do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

That provides some clarity.

It's a sad testament to culture that it needed any.

By that logic Juan P. is fired g. You may want to rethink that. I like a cool movie scene as much as the next guy, but if that A. Baldwin character from Glengarry Glenross is a hero for you, we have to get you back into therapy.

And you were doing so well.

Steak knives.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TROhlThs9qY

It took about two hours before I put all this together. Talk about slow.

By that logic Juan P. is fired g. You may want to rethink that. I like a cool movie scene as much as the next guy, but if that A. Baldwin character from Glengarry Glenross is a hero for you, we have to get you back into therapy.

And you were doing so well.


Well, in actuality I'm in first and he's in second, so it's all good.

Well, in actuality I'm in first and he's in second, so it's all good.

You mean in the overall standings? Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you won a Cadillac?

Well at least in the standings in the masters. It's possible, I suppose, I'm first overall but with the way they update the standings no way to know that until next Sunday.

It's a sad testament to culture that it needed any.

Our current culture is a sad testimony. Haven't you noticed the shift toward the tickle up culture. Meat eaters are vilified. Keep eating the meat gsteinb. We need more brass balls in this country.

It's a sad testament to culture that it needed any.

It is also a sad testament on our culture that a great playwright has to write screenplays to make a decent $.

One of my favorite movies, nevertheless.

I wish I could do this story justice....

I had an email interchange with an exgirlfriend the other day. She's a vegan. Somewhere along the line I wrote about my hernia, to which she responded that "she hopes I'm ok." Being a total a-hole
I wrote something along the lines of "I know you're not crazy about me, but I'd hope so." She pointed out that I wasn't very nice, to which I responded "No worries, I'm just kidding. I know I'm made out of meat." I'm sure I "butchered" that.

It is also a sad testament on our culture that a great playwright has to write screenplays to make a decent $.

One of my favorite movies, nevertheless.

That play won a pulitzer.

That play won a pulitzer.

I know.

But he still has to write screenplays to pay the bills.

Sad.

Keep eating the meat

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Keep eating the meat gsteinb.

Did you call me a cock sucker?

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who dat?


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who dat?


http://teamorganicnyc.org/TOAG/090315/IMG_6136.jpg

That's Pablo in the 5 race. He looks like he's about 14 years old. And he's placing in the top 5 each week. He's going to be kicking ass and taking names. I'd tell you his real name, but then of course I would have to kill you. His dog's name is Pablo. You've heard of Pavlov's Dog? Well this kid is Pablo's Human.

:/ it was rhetorical. I know his real name.

:/ it was rhetorical. I know his real name.

Did you give him your autograph? I refused.

I jokingly punched him in the chest and told him to kick ass. I may have left a hole.

You should go easy on the 'jokingly punched him in the chest' stuff g. You don't know your own strength. That last time you gave me an attaboy pat on the back you almost knocked me over.

Congrats! Steak knives are cool. As RX would say, it's easy to forget about the other 62 guys behind you, who got fired.

Hey WR, you should come up to Central Park and kick some NYC ass.

Sounds like a set-up.

Lol

Did you give him your autograph? I refused.


Did you call me a cock sucker?

Are you guys like this on race day? If so, can I join the team?


Sounds like a set-up.

It probably is, but don't let that stop you.

Are you guys like this on race day? If so, can I join the team?


I'm an a-hole most of the time, but when it's race time I'm business. Which usually means getting in people's heads by being an a-hole. 20 years of Zen have served me well. :innocent:

Juan's son and I have a master plan for next week's race. It will be a good time.

I'm an a-hole most of the time, but when it's race time I'm business. Which usually means getting in people's heads by being an a-hole. 20 years of Zen have served me well. :innocent:

Perfect!

That's a perk I enjoy by not being fast - nobody bothers to try and get in my head. They just offer me food to keep me out of the way.

Juan's son and I have a master plan for next week's race. It will be a good time.

Juan's son is like 14. Who's older you or him?

Juan's son is like 14. Who's older you or him?

Pretty sure I am. I'll be 16 this summer.

Pretty sure I am. I'll be 16 this summer.

Kid, if you're placing in the 5 races @ age 16, we're all in Big Trouble. I think it's in our interests to have you disappear well before your 18th birthday. I'll try to arrange for that.

And no, you cannot date my daughter. Unless you can show me proof of a net worth of at least $5 million, then we can talk.

Kid, if you're placing in the 5 races @ age 16, we're all in Big Trouble. I think it's in our interests to have you disappear well before your 18th birthday. I'll try to arrange for that.

And no, you cannot date my daughter. Unless you can show me proof of a net worth of at least $5 million, then we can talk.

Do you want your daughter dating a bad-ass cyclist, or some Wall Street dude? I worked on Wall Street dude back in the day, and I'd never let my daughter within 10 feet of those guys I hung around with. Would you?

Here's how I'd approach it: strap a heart rate monitor on him with a Garmin 305 in her purse during the date. After reviewing his performance profile at the end of the evening, if they ventured outside of the agreed upon area, ground your daughter and saw his bike in half. If his HR got above 95 - shoot him. At least you'll have given him a chance. ;)

WR, maybe I'll run reconnaissance for ya ;-) ... trying to set up a visit to a friend of mine at CPSouth on the weekend of April 12 ... but, 6:30am start, sheesh ...

Do you want your daughter dating a bad-ass cyclist,

Under no circumstances.

I'm not going near this discussion l8rs!

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I'm surprised you didn't knock the whole friggin Forum off-line.

WR, maybe I'll run reconnaissance for ya ;-) ... trying to set up a visit to a friend of mine at CPSouth on the weekend of April 12 ... but, 6:30am start, sheesh ...

Well, at least it won't interfere with the rest of your day...