Foo - My New Troubleshooter

When the network is down, I pull out the big guns.


My new troubleshooter, it should keep the sales people out of my cube. :D


http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/t/unbranded-texas-long-barrell-rubber-band-gun.jpg

Who's "trouble" that being "shot"? I want action pictures of somebody being shot. :D

only you would defend your cubicle with a rubber band gun. I hear 12 gauge is all the rage.

only you would defend your cubicle with a rubber band gun. I hear 12 gauge is all the rage.

I have had to take some major cuts in my defense budget.

Who's "trouble" that being "shot"? I want action pictures of somebody being shot. :D

Any one from sales or marketing. If they're not bringing new orders to me, it is best they keep their distance. :D

Spike those rubber bands with some paper clips.

God I'm mean!

Spike those rubber bands with some paper clips.

God I'm mean!

I do have plenty of push pins. Thanks for the tip. :thumb:

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/disintegrator_rubber_band_gun_2.jpg

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/disintegrator_rubber_band_gun_2.jpg

That thing is awesome. :thumb:

Cube Warfare
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/

Not quite as painful, but most are computer/usb controlled. Some even track people walking by I think. :thumb:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/rocket_launcher_v2.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/usb_msn_missle_launcher.jpg
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/zoom/usb_wireless_rocket_launcher.jpg

^ look at you with your unlimited funding?:notamused: I'm just glad I don't have to do battle with you. Perhaps we can be allies. :D

Perhaps we can be allies. :DI'm holding all the cards. What do you have to offer?

I'm holding all the cards. What do you have to offer?

Lets see, I have an old coffee cup (probably needs cleaning) a stuffed penguin (Tux), yellow sticky notes, velcro cable ties and blue Super Sharpie. Deal? :D

Lets see, I have an old coffee cup (probably needs cleaning) a stuffed penguin (Tux), yellow sticky notes, velcro cable ties and blue Super Sharpie. Deal? :D

The Tux is a good start. What does the coffee cup say on it? If it says something cool, throw in a Tux sticker to put on top of my windows key and we'll call it a deal.

The coffee cup doesn't have any writing on it, but you could write something cool on it. I don't have a Tux sticker, sorry. :(

The coffee cup doesn't have any writing on it, but you could write something cool on it. I don't have a Tux sticker, sorry. :(

Enemies it is then......Let me bring up my web page for the targeting systems of each device. Trajectory set. My finger is poised over 'the button'.....:crash::crash::crash:

Enemies it is then......Let me bring up my web page for the targeting systems of each device. Trajectory set. My finger is poised over 'the button'.....:crash::crash::crash:

Bring it on. I have the CIA (http://www.cubiclewarfarebook.com/) (Cubicle Intelligence Agency) on my side. :thumb:

Bring it on. I have the CIA (http://www.cubiclewarfarebook.com/) (Cubicle Intelligence Agency) on my side. :thumb:

Guess who's standing behind me?

DEA - Destruction of Enemy Agency
ATF - Army of Toxic Freaks
FBI - Forensic Body Imploders

And...... CarolAnne from accounting.

I know Nick Burns on the forum somewhere. He'll come to my aid.

So tell, me how did you get CarolAnne on your side. :innocent: I guess all is fair in love and war. :D

I know Nick Burns on the forum somewhere. He'll come to my aid.
OK....don't make me get Tude behind me!! Do you know WHY she's called "Tude"?


So tell, me how did you get CarolAnne on your side. :innocent: I guess all is fair in love and war. :DI'm not revealing my secret war tactics....because as you say, "all is fair in love and war", and THIS IS WAR!