Jokes & Humor - Beer convention

There was an international beer convention going on, and the owners of Cascade, Coopers, Tooheys and Carlton are all there. They all decide to go to lunch together and have a chat.

When they arrive the waitress asks, "What do you want to drink?"

The owner of Carlton goes, "I'll have a Carlton Draught, thanks."

The owner of Coopers says, "I'll have a Coopers Pale Ale."

The owner of Cascade says, "I'll have a Cascade Premium Lager."

Then when it's the owner of Tooheys turn he says, "I'll have a Coke."

Then the owners of the other breweries look at him as if he had grown another head.

So the owner of Tooheys says, "If you guys aren't having beer, then I guess I shouldn't either."
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Change the beer companies around if you want depending on the country you live in, so people get it.

muahahaha cracker! that's some put down yeah? what u guys drink anyways

Mineral water.

Another Aussie beer, Victoria Bitter, it's pretty good. But I'm not much of a drinker, I'm also only 15 though. I usually drink juice.

I remember XXXX ("Four-ex") beer in Brisbane. I don't remember what it tastes like, that was 30 years ago.