Foo - How can I make money this summer?

I have a job lined up already, but it is the same place I've worked at for the last two summers, and it's getting really boring.

I call upon the creative minds of Foo. How can I make some money this summer besides what I make at my normal job?

Preferably nothing illegal...

If you like the country maybe there are some cows that need arming

Preferably nothing illegal...

I was all ready to offer serious Job Counseling, then I read this.

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Find a marina, get a job working on the docks, renting boats, etc. Tourists tip.

Sell drugs.


Preferably nothing illegal...

Uh, in Amsterdam.

Find a marina, get a job working on the docks, renting boats, etc. Rich, female Tourists tip.

fixed

stripper?

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Fixed that for ya.

Sell maps to all the homes of the stars in the UP. You can probably get $1.00 each and just hand out blank sheets of paper.

I have a job lined up already, but it is the same place I've worked at for the last two summers, and it's getting really boring.



Uhhh, two? As an old timer I hate to be the bearer of bad news....

In your area, with the kind of economic conditions that are out there, merely being employed is the biggest thing.

But if you must switch jobs, the question you should ask yourself is not what can you do, but rather what do you want to do, and how can you get into it.

Take up a job in a cafe or bookstore. Or bar.

Uhhh, two? As an old timer I hate to be the bearer of bad news....

I know....


In your area, with the kind of economic conditions that are out there, merely being employed is the biggest thing

I know, I should be thankful to atleast have a job. I should be able to negotiate a good raise with my managers, as they seem unwilling to hire somebody new.

sell everything not necessary for survival.

Or work two jobs like I do :)

We have a few tests for you, if you display a certain "moral flexibility" I can get you a good gig in a growth industry. Just let me know.

you could sell home grown.
you could sell home made wine.
you could prostitute yourself.
you could break into houses and steal flatscreen TV's to hock.

I can get you a good gig in a growth industry.Viagra salesman?

Fill gelatin capsules (e.g. from Endurolytes) with crushed Benadryl tabs and sell them as "downers" to 15 year olds for $10 each.

you could prostitute yourself.

I just happen to be taking apprentices...but only if he's willing to make a few changes.

Dude, which do you want more, a high-paying gig, or your manhood? Ya can't have both.

Get a job at the Treasury Department. I hear they're making a lot of money this year. :p

Texas is hiring prison guards. Just a few weeks of training and you're in.

If I was still working I could have gotten you a summer job in the drafting department...but I don't know where 47.11N 88.57W is.

Sell drugs.



Uh, in Amsterdam.

Illegal without a permit...which you will not get for a summer ;) You should know us Dutch...we are really liberal to what can be done and what cannot be done...but we're sticklers for permits and rules.

Sell blackmarket contraceptives at a college campus near you.

When that falls through, open a daycare.

Mow grave yards