Foo - Who peed in your Wheaties?

I haven't heard Foosters use that great expression in a long time. It used to show up as often as '+1' did.

Let's start using that again, it was always one of my faves.

I took a dump in your oatmeal.

I took a dump in your oatmeal.

Those weren't raisins? :eek:

Those weren't dates? :eek:

re-sized it for you

thank you Shel. :beer:

Everybody says I'm paranoid they all think I'm crazy
They all smile to my face but they'd like to see me die
They put poison in my coffee they put ground glass in my oatmeal
They put spiders in my tennis shoes and **** in my pecan pie
It's hard to stop and figure out where did it all begin
You see my father wanted a little girl and my mother wanted twins
And my grandpa admired Hitler so everything I did was wrong
And I'm gonna stop now cause even though you're smilin' I know you hate this song
Yeah and I know you're only listenin' cause you don't wanna hurt my feelin's
And you're just waitin' for me to leave so you can laugh about my open fly
You put the poison in my coffee you put the ground glass in my oatmeal
You put the spiders in my tennis shoes and you **** in my pecan pie
I know don't deny it I know I know I know

i'm surprised you could find the bowl actually.

I was once accused of peeing in the boss's Wheaties.

I puked in your salad.

how's the dressing for the salad btw?

I puked in your salad.

how's the dressing for the salad btw?Pukey.

I puked in your salad.

how's the dressing for the salad btw?

a bit chunky.

Is this a Pi$$ing contest?

distance or volume?

Who blew their nose in your guacamole?

Jody Foster

I haven't heard Foosters use that great expression in a long time. It used to show up as often as '+1' did.

Let's start using that again, it was always one of my faves.

That's because it's "Who peed on your CHEERios?"

Pffft. Brothers. :rolleyes:

I shat in your Cap'n Crunch?